#textmeadow

[bobbiedwarf]

Mass Text || Bobbie & The Dwarfs + Meadow.

Bobbie: SOS!

Bobbie: MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

Bobbie: WEEWOOWEEEWOOOWEEEEWOOOO!

Bobbie: DWARF DOWN!

Bobbie: HUMBERT HUNTER HAS MY NUMBER!

Bobbie: AND THINKS I'M CUTE!

Bobbie: I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE JUST TEXT ME SAID SAID HE THINKS I'M CUTE AND WANTS TO KNOW IF IT'S WEIRD!

Bobbie: YES IT'S WEIRD!

Bobbie: WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I SAY?! THANKS??? I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DOOO!

Bobbie: I SAID THANKS!

Bobbie: HELP!!!

[bobbiedwarf]

Text Message || The Forest Fam

Bobbie: I'm not sorry for doing it, but I am sorry if me causing a scene at the dance caused any of you to get comments about your crazy (pseudo) cousin and made any of your nights awkward! If it is any kind of consolation if I did, I got another boxer's fracture, so I'm rockin' my splint for at least another three weeks because karma is undoubtedly a bigger bitch than I am...

Bobbie: BUT! I'm now at 28 broken bones, so like, shout out to your girl, because she's nothing if not consistent! Also, texting is hard.

[bobbiedwarf]

Text Message || Vibbie

Bobbie: Okay, so, I know it's been a minute since we've talked about this mostly because I can only handle so much at one time and I got distracted with my own thing for a minute but WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU AND HUMBERT HUNTER JR?! And please don't lie to me or avoid my questions in a run around way that makes me feel crazy. I've got enough of that in my life. If you guys are like, a thing, it's not a big deal. I mean, it /is/, but like, it isn't, y'know? I mean, Izzie found love with L'ogan Bonfamille and I would not have thought that! And yeah, I know it's more right field than left field different because Izzie and L'ogan don't have the same history you and Bert have, but like, people grow? If you are together and happy, I need you to know that I am so happy for you and I /really/ just want you to be happy. So PLEASE TELL ME! Lol.