#textolive

[bobbiedwarf]

Text Message || The Forest Fam

Bobbie: I'm not sorry for doing it, but I am sorry if me causing a scene at the dance caused any of you to get comments about your crazy (pseudo) cousin and made any of your nights awkward! If it is any kind of consolation if I did, I got another boxer's fracture, so I'm rockin' my splint for at least another three weeks because karma is undoubtedly a bigger bitch than I am...

Bobbie: BUT! I'm now at 28 broken bones, so like, shout out to your girl, because she's nothing if not consistent! Also, texting is hard.

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the-yummiest-garnish replied to your post: text: Si je me jetai dans votre lit, complètement nue, vous feriez rougir et bégayer. Ou allumer Doctor Who. Très attrayante, Peter Parker.

text: You weren’t supposed to know what I said just there ohmygod PEter don’t cheat.

the-yummiest-garnishreplied to yourpost:text: I DECIDED THAT YOU DO, but pssst I can’t reach the top shelf in my closet you should help me reach it like I HAve things up there I need to reach but shhhh super secret

text: I threw them up there

the-yummiest-garnish replied to your post: text: Just don’t step on me please that’d be a sad way to go haaaaa imagine the headlines TINY DANCER SMOSHED TO DEATH BY SEXHAIR BF

text: Does this mean I can tech you to daaance? text: I missed you tooo

(Text) How was I supposed to know that I wasn't supposed to know? (/Text)

(Text) I'm just shaking my head at your because you're ridiculous (/Text)

(Text) No. (/Text)

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the-yummiest-garnish replied to your post: text: You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me

text: NO that’s the worst way to fall, pick the best. text: My name is Gillette I’m the best a man can get. text: I’m the best. text: Pick meeeeeeeeeeee

(Text) In love with you? Kinda late for that, though? (/Text)

(Text) Do I even want to know where that line was from? (/Text)

(Text) Okay, okay. I pick you. (/Text)

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text: You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me<3

(Text) Are you saying it'd be okay with you if I fell off a building? (/Text)

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(Text) Smke up Ollie (/Text)

(Text) im JK chics canot hold there smoke olve (/Text)

(Text) im bred rite nno without u (/Text)

(Text) that lookd lyk bird (/Text)

(Text) haha im bird without u (/Text)

(Text) fly awaaaaaay (/text)

(Text) i cant. i hav a bad fin (/Text)

(/Text) omfg i rly am bored come here (/Text)

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the-yummiest-garnish replied to your post: text: It’s so perfect, I love you, I love it, thank you so very much, Peter. It’s my favorite present.

text: It’s okayy, I’m sorry I didn’t find you. text: …That may have been me. Gwen made me dance drunk. text: Plus I don’t know if anyone else dances here? text: Also I think your friend is hazing me?

(Text) Nah, it was your party. Obviously people wanted to talk to you and all. It's no problem. (/Text)

(Text) ...You talked to Gwen? As in, Gwen Stacy? That Gwen? She made you dance? Why? (/Text)

(Text) Look at that, you're special. (/Text)

(Text) I'll talk to her. (/Text)

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text: It's so perfect, I love you, I love it, thank you so very much, Peter. It's my favorite present.

(Text) Well, that's great! (/Text)

(Text) I'm sorry I didn't see you. I couldn't find you anywhere. (/Text)

(Text) You know this one chick jumped in the middle of the place like it was a weird Ballet thing. I think it would've entertained you. (/Text)

(Text) Is this the part where I stopped texting? (/Text)

(Text) I love you, too. (/Text)

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❤

(Text) So...I love you, you know? And your face. Mainly you. And I'm sending this before I delete it. (/Text)