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@bobbiedwarf
TEXT || TEAM TEN
Tally: Am I the only one of you thirsty motherfuckers not going to the dance?
Tally: That being said, if anyone would like to join me after I'll be in my cottage watching documentaries all night. That is IF I get all my homework done.
Bobbie: Far from thirsty, but I'm going with Flynn. ...Wish me luck, lol.
Bobbie: First of all, you always get your homework done, so there's that. Secondly, can we have a documentary night soon anyways?
TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: I guess it doesn’t sound too bad until you have to do stuff with human sized things. Like how would you order pizza? Wait, what weirdness is going on with them? I’m so out of the loop on everything. I feel like we don’t really have to worry about any of those. I mean, you don’t think Clara would actually DO anything, right? I just want to see Pari in person dude. Like does she have legs or is it just smoke at the bottom? I NEED TO KNOW!
Bobbie: I think I'd endure the inconvenience for a magic power, y'know? Like Meadow has her animal stuff which I'm 100% jealous of ALWAYS, but my friend Ivy? She can talk to animals AND UNDERSTAND THEM. Like??? I would gladly be small enough to fit in someone's ear to be able to do that AND FLY! Like for our senior trip we went to Neverland and Pixie Hollow and stuff and got to actually fly around and see how rainbows were made and I'm telling you right now, if I could do that forever, no offense, but I 1000000% would leave your asses behind and do it. Limited questions about it, lol. Also, the fact that your question is how would you order pizza and not how would you eat the pizza is how I know your priorities are in check, lol. Where there is a pizza, there's a way, lol. Nah, I think Clara is harmless for the most part, tbh. Like could she do something? Maybe. But I've gotta assume she likes being here more than at home and if she did something there would definitely be some consequences from FGM. DUDE! SHE'S PURPLE AND FUCKING SICK LOOKING! Yes, I know that sounds weird and I didn't stare Too Much when I first saw her...true form, I guess? But I looked a little Too Long and she's so pretty and awesome looking! If I could be her best friend just for that reason, I would be, but I'm pretty sure she'd see right through it, so I can't, but dude. If there is ever another awesome purple genie girl that needs a best friend, send her my way because I will make her the best fucking friendship bracelet. XD
Text Message || Bozzie
Bobbie: /GIRL!/
TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: How cool would it be to fly? I know being two inches tall would be HELLA inconvenient, but like...FLYING THOUGH. Dude, tell them to like test out his god powers and video it. I need to see him like, chop a tree in half with his bare hands or something. Or the genies! They look so cool!
Bobbie: I want to fly SO BAD. And honestly, being two inches tall doesn't sound so bad? The jingling is what would get me. Like, can you imagine what THAT must be like? Waking up two inches tall with wings again with no warning and no way easy way to communicate? THE WORST. I'd need to scream to someone without having to like, jump on my phone, y'know?! With the weirdness going on with Nico, Noli and Layland??? I don't think testing his godly powers would be The Best idea, lmao. BRUH! THE GENIES! I'M SO INTO THE GENIES! Do I like evil hags that try to kill a girl for being beautiful and a better person than you? No, that shit's terrifying and Too Real. But this fairy/genie/God/mermaid/flying/full on magic power magic stuff? YES, PLEASE. Gimme more of that.
TEXT || DWARF KIDS + VIVI
Wayland: Okay, does anyone but me feel just a liiiiiitle left out in the magic barrier breaking thing? There's a girl running around as a literal SACK OF BUGS, and MERMAIDS, and FAIRIES flying around and we are....human.
Bobbie: DUDE! THIS!! YES!!! I love everything about my living arrangements, it is the complete opposite of boring always, but then this barrier came down and now??? I can hear my neighbors fluttering and Nico and Remy and Tally are living with a literally GOD, which like, they did already, but now you can TELL. And Ivy is the size of my pinkie finger and flying around and like??? THAT'S SO COOL! We're super cool, but why could we not be glowing fairy God cool?! XD
I know I messed up this year. But really, I miss you so much and hope in the new year we can at least go back to being best friends. Nico's great and all, but he doesn't smell as nice as you.
Anonymously message me anything you want to tell me!
I hope someday you're more independent, and that you find your independence before it gets to the point that you want it so desperately that you ruin everything.
Anonymously message me anything you want to tell me!
Left on Bobbie’s front porch, in a bag. Inside the bag is a note:
Merry Christmas, Bobbie! The cookies are homemade. And I heard you’re kinda accident prone, so I hope you get tons of use out of your gift.
Happy Holidays!
– Your Secret Santa (Fab Pepikrankenitz)
Left on Conrad’s doorstep, boxed with a card:
Surprise! We both know I can’t wrap shit, so when I got you, I knew you’d already know, so I didn’t even try. Plus, it makes it easy to know who your Secret Santa just by the packaging itself. Anyways! You’re as dumb as this book, so I knew you’d love it. Love you, Dummy.
Alles Gute,
Your Secret Santa, Bobbie ♥
@travelingconrad
text 💬 mobbie
Monty: Wait, that was autocorrect! It was supposed to say lucky bat. You know, to hit people with.
Monty: Probably Stanley, because he seems like he'd sneak into my room in the middle of the night and start like, feeding me subliminal messages. But you never know who might need to get wrecked.
Bobbie: I don't know if that's better or worse, love. Wait, it's a cricket bat, isn't it?! XD
Bobbie: LMAO! Where did this new bought of badassery come from?! It's my favorite thing! XD But also, please don't bludgeon your cottagemates, love. I don't want to be the one to explain to your cousin that you got sent to jail for battery and you are too pretty to not have a favorite bra later on. Now, why do your cottagemates need to get wrecked exactly? Lol.
text 💬 mobbie
Monty: Have you seen my lucky bra?
Bobbie: Monty... Honey... I'm going to be as articulate here as I can be, so follow closely, yeah?
Bobbie: Fuckin' wut, mate? XD
TWITTER | Flybbie
@flynnfred: I ALREADY SHOWED MY HAND YOU CAN'T SHAME ME FOR SOMETHING I'VE ALREADY CLAIMED.
@bobbielove: Says who??? There are no rules in The Shame Game. 😋
TWITTER | Flybbie
@flynnfred: show of hands who's participating in #NoNutNovember this year against their will 😞😞😞🙌
@bobbielove: ☝️ ☝️ ☝️
Not gonna lie, ever since Walt Fest I’ve had a bunch of people “sliding into my DMs” and I don’t know how to politely turn people down? Just ignoring their messages seems rude, but also responding just feels gross. Having any kind of social media presence wasn’t even my idea in the first place, so it kinda feels like maybe I should just delete all my accounts and become the recluse I’ve always wanted to be.
Look at you! Taking that sudden fame of yours with stride like you’re the next Hozier. Just send pictures of ducks to all the thirsty people flooding your DMs and then tweet about how cereal bars are gross and all is well! And do it before you actually do become the next Hozier and start living in a hollow of a tree somewhere in the woods, please.
TEXT | BJ
RJ: :) :) :) I know what the Fall musical is.
RJ: I can't say what it is but can I just say it's gonna be SO GOOD.
Bobbie: As someone who has absolutely no urge to be in any musical ever in her life, I don't care. As someone who THRIVES on curiosity and must know absolutely EVERYTHING, I hate you.
Bobbie: Why would you do this?! I feel even more justified voting you for biggest Drama King now. :P
Twitter || TALBIE
@tallyoaken: Take it from someone who has mostly successfully shaken off the reputation as another best friend puncher, laying low is the best option.
@bobbielove: I'm going to go ahead and say that since Flynn and I got Drama King & Queen, you're officially a Success Story, lol.
How iconic is it that within like 2 weeks of certain dark clouds finally floating away from Walt’s shores, my best friend AND LORDE are making big comebacks? Is this what being favored by fortune feels like? If so. I’m LOVING IT. More please!
You’re living your best life right now and I’m living for it. I’ma need you to share some of that fortune though, even though you absolutely deserve all this good vibe shit coming to you. Don’t hate me for being less excited about Lorde though. Like, I’m Ready For It, but I’m not prepared for the constant replaying of the whole album for at two months straight. I’ve got time to prepare though, so at least there’s that. ...Except y’all are going to pregame with Melodrama again... Oh well! I’m too happy that Wayland is back to care! What’s next on the list? A Lois Lane stand alone movie/series?
