When your cable is out, you get bored,
when you get bored you make plans,
when you make plans you invite friends,
when you invite friends they don't text back,
when your friends dont text back you get worried,
when you get worried you call the police,
when you call the police you find out that your friends electricity was out and they couldn't call you,
and when you find out your friends couldn't call you you have to pay a fee for unnecessarily calling the police, when you have to pay a bill from the unnecessarily calling the police you have to sell your possessions, when you have to sell your possessions you sit on the floor, when you sit on the floor you get grumpy, when you get grumpy you make someone mad, when you make someone mad you end up in an alley don't end up in an alley upgrade to DIRECTV.
