Jan 25, 2015
Who do you think is better in a fight, Kha'zix or rengar?
"... And their feud is relevant to me how?"
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Who do you think is better in a fight, Kha'zix or rengar?
"... And their feud is relevant to me how?"
"Although I'm not...a fan of Noxus, there's a few whom I respect, it's a...honor to meet you General"
"Oh?" The Hand of Noxus' lip quirks up in a half-smile. The reservation is clear in his face and in his voice; he wasn't sure if Zed meant his words, or if the Master of Shadows was merely trying his hand at flattery. Well- the former was... oddly pleasant, the latter was rather disturbing. What did he have to gain by it?
"Well, thank you, I suppose."
Darius, would you rather see your enemies humiliated by someone other than yourself, or have a lifetime supply of coffee served just how you like it every time?
"Coffee. A permanent death is better than a brief moment of humiliation."
"I am curious about this, General, but has there ever been a time Draven has truly tested your patience?"
"Every breath he takes tests my patience. To answer your query seriously: yes, thrice before. But he has redeemed himself in my eyes since then. When he isn’t being an imbecile.”
"Your eyes look bloodshot, General. Don't you think you deserve a bloody rest?"
"Ah yes, that is simply my burning hatred for all the subhuman morons in the world showing in the veins of my eyes, granting me a ferocious and admittedly perturbing gaze. Nothing a steady application of eye drops and throttled necks won't alleviate."
Is it true that darius got te junk to dunk ?
"Pantheon."
I keep wondering why you didn't try to drown Garen in the Pool Party.
"It was a diplomatic gathering; it would have been considered a show of poor manners if I attempted to drown a fellow representative in the pool in full view of other delegates... not that I do not want to. I do, but drowning Garen is not as satisfying as lopping his head off."
"Do you have any fitness tips to share?"
"Enlist in the Noxian military, wake up before five in the morning to the screams of your Chief Instructor, go jogging and vomit on the pavement. Go to the company mess and feel violated as you consume food that barely looks edible- or you can simply eat healthy and maintain a routine. Your choice, of course.”