#texts2hailsatan

[jakeithappens]

So I have this friend in Chicago (@escape-to-asgard)whom I torment on the daily,for whatever reason.Probably because she can take a joke.Perhaps because its hilarious to see her responses.Either way,amidst the “Starbucks Hates Christmas” scandal we had a good laugh about a particular Starbucks customer who had HAIL SATAN drawn on his cup in response to the “Name is Merry Christmas” campaign.Since then,now inspired,I’ve taken it upon myself to respond with Hail Satan as a way to improve just anything menial task.Below is such times....so far

(in regards to her getting hot and bothered watching 1D videos)

(when she was starting to be on to my tricks.This was response to a woman buying a horrifying fruit platter she made to look like a turkey for thanksgiving)

the fun hath only begun....