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(519): On a scale of one to America, how free are you this weekend?

(573): BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST

TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL

AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT

(585): He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.

(703): there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face

(256): He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for

(253): Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf

(832): Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."

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