#textsfromrolang

[textsfromrolang]

But what IS a “zigzag pie?”

[textsfromrolang]

THAT FEEL WHEN THE PORTLAND ART MUSEUM JUST CASUALLY HAS HOMESTUCK HELMSMAN COSPLAY IN A BIG FANCY DISPLAY CASE

[textsfromrolang]

ILLUMINATI

ILLUMINATI

ILLUMINATI

ILLUMINATI

ILLUMINATI

CONFIMRED

CONFIRMED

1000 DOLLARS

[textsfromrolang]

Blaziken it

[textsfromrolang]

Why is this furniture store open at12:22 

also im gonna go fight in a park

wish me luck

Later:

Current record: 1-1

less druunk now, more hurt

hel yuss

Later Still:

1-2

kinda got knocked out

kiiiiiiiinda got dropped on my head

its okay im totally cranberry

i mean fine

And Later Yet Again:

I am leaving fight night

im hellalllllla bleeeding tho

ahahahahahahahaha

weeeeeeeeewwqQ21

Finally:

You know its been a good night when you go home caked in a mixture of your own blood and guacamole 

[textsfromrolang]

so i downloaded an audibook today pretty much on random

"They are lusty, sad creatures, these vampire hobo junkies."

WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO?

Later:

"I've lived off of crank, cough syrup, and human blood for a year now"

WHAT 

[textsfromrolang]

I was listening with abject horror to NPR as they told me how "Spain had been eliminated", until I finally realized they were talking about the World Cup. 

[textsfromrolang]

I just found out that Tonya Harding lives in my town as a transient, riding a ratty bicycle and yelling at people