#textsfromtheunderworld

[helreginn]

theboatbuilderswife

ingloriousreign

[ text ] hello it’s me drunk me. the ghost of drunkmas past

[ Hel | 23:54 ]  just in time, it’s almost 12  [ Hel | 23:55 ]  you know, you really have to tell me what secret thing you’re drinking  [ Hel | 23:56 ] after all this time I thought you’d be immune to everything

[ Helga | 00:02 ] Too late. Now it’s after.  [ Helga | 00:02 ] I thought I was.  [ Helga | 00:05 ] And then I met Pumice Spooky Reykjavik. [ Helga | 00:06 ] It’s [basically] poison. 

[helreginn]

belcvednanna

helvitisbrokentoy

[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE

[text:] That doesn’t sound good.

[text:] Hel, are you ok????

@belcvednanna

[text: Not my gramma] Yeah. I’m pretentious.

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xmousepotato replied to your post: That drunk text about dropping pizza on the floor...

text: ri wnte to find ancother pizzia use myour magic ankd find eme one text:

[text: Skoll] You realise magic isn’t like on tv, yeah?  [text: Skoll] I cannot just conjure a pizza.  [text: Skoll] I mean, I /could/ have one made by my kitchen staff, but that’s besides the point.

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childrenofnjoror

      [Text: Hel] Not to be mean, but plz never send me pictures of that side again, if you’re gonna send nudes stick to the good side. that’s just disturbing.

[Text: Vanr #5] Tell that to literally every person who tries to capture my image.

[Text: Vanr #5] Also, they’re all my good sides. Idk what you’re talking about. 

[helreginn]

@umbravirtus asked:

HEARTFELT receiver sends sender a heartfelt text/audio for the first time

[ Minn Hrelling | 03:49] I'm glad you left your Hell and found your way into mine. I'm sorry I broke your brain...

[ Minn Hrelling | 03:54] ...And your body. Maybe if I'd let you see me sooner, when the worlds were small and I was gentle, we could have figured this out.

[ Minn Hrelling | 03:54] I want to figure it out.

[ Minn Hrelling | 03:55] I'm sorry I only send things when I know you're asleep.

[ Minn Hrelling | 03:55] I'm only brave when no one can see me.

[ Minn Hrelling | 04:32] One day I hope I'm just brave.

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nixalegos:

[ExP-128-2] {18:48} Just for that, you will never get to taste this, or any of my custards. Am I using milk. ITS A CUSTARD. [ExP-128-2] {18:48} The audacity. The rancor you must hold. To think ME incompetent in the kitchen.

[ WhomeverTF | 18:49] That is fine. I am vegan.

[ WhomeverTF | 18:49] How would I know?

[ WhomeverTF | 18:49] No, do tell. How would I know when you won't even let me step food in your abode.

[ WhomeverTF | 18:49] I hope your milk curdles!

@nixalegos

[helreginn]

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH DO YOU THINK I AM OBVIOUSLY I USED MILK

𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑨𝑵 𝑼𝑵𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 .

[ WhomeverTF | 18:46 ] You don't want me to answer that.

[ WhomeverTF | 18:46 ] I wouldn't even trust you to put it /after/ the cereal in a breakfast situation.

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kingoftheravens

ingloriousreign

[text] You’re always safe with me.

[T] I’m glad I have someone else to cover my ass when Keir’s being mean [T] Are you SURE you wanna undertake this responsibility, kiddo? @kingoftheravens

[text] You mean to tell me there’s a time when he’s not? [text] Of course. Who better than me to keep you?