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(201): Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive

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(813): I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT! (303): Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.

(216): The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.

(605): EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT

(314): Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.

(937): he is so annoying (513): so stop sleeping with him (937): yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

(978): OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING

(985): shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago

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