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(414): What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.

#VLD #voltron #Pidge #Lance #keith #shiro #Hunk (Voltron)#coran #platt #chuchu #chulat #platchu #vld season 8 #it's funny because it's true #ain't it the truth

(631): OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET

#vehicle voltron #voltron #80s voltron #classic voltron #oldtron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #miranda keats #kirk voltron

(512): you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator

#textsfromvoltron #vehicle voltron #80's voltron #classic voltron #oldtron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #miranda keats #kirk voltron #walter jack #cliff (voltron)

(608): Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.

#vehicle voltron #80's voltron #classic voltron #oldtron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #haruka kaga #lisa (voltron)#tatsuo izumo #shannon (voltron)#patty ellington #ginger (voltron)

(201): Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive

#textsfromvoltron #matt holt #Pidge #pidge gunderson #VLD

(310): Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)

#vehicle voltron #classic voltron #80s voltron #oldtron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #aki manabu #jeff dukane #walter jack #cliff (voltron)#miranda keats #kirk voltron

(437): I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.

#voltron #VLD #shiro #adam voltron #fuck the writers for not doing their research and realizing that Adam's death falls into the Bury Your Gays trope #not to mention the queerbaiting #I'm just glad I stopped watching Voltron before that point #shadam

(239): He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.

#VLD #VLD S6 #voltron #Allura #Allura (voltron)#prince lotor #lotor (voltron)

(618): We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.

#vehicle voltron #80's voltron #classic voltron #oldtron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #socrat teles #hazar (voltron)#sirk #dorma (voltron)#emperor corsair #emperor zeppo

(517): Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.

#voltron #classic voltron #80's voltron #vehicle voltron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #yasuo mutsu #chip (voltron)#haruka kaga #lisa (voltron)

(815): Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

#voltron #classic voltron #80's voltron #vehicle voltron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #patty ellington #ginger (voltron)#haruka kaga #lisa (voltron)

(757): It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.

#voltron #classic voltron #80's voltron #vehicle voltron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #moya kirigas #cinda

(216): The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.

#textsfromvoltron #pidge gunderson #Pidge #commander iverson #VLD #Voltron legendary defender

(985): shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago

#textsfromvoltron #vehicle voltron #armored fleet dairugger XV #Dairugger #moya kirigas #Cinda #patty ellington #ginger (voltron)#haruka kaga #lisa (voltron)

(978): OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING

#textsfromvoltron #VLD #vld s2 #takashi shirogane #shiro

(937): he is so annoying (513): so stop sleeping with him (937): yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk

#voltron #vld #textsfromvoltron #voltron keith #keith vld #pidge #lance vld #lance voltron #klance

(314): Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.

#vld #textsfromvoltron #Allura #Allura (voltron)#chuchu #platt #chulat #platchu #voltron

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