#textual junk

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having ex feelings when you dont think your ex is having feelings eSPECIALLY WHEN YOU BROKE UP FOR A GOOD REASON?????

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so i was cooking with my friend (who i just so happen to have had ~relations~ with in the past) and i got out a cucumber and like for some reason i was all 'dude this is roughly the size of your penis' and he just grabs it and looks at it up in his face and was all 'ok either my junk is unusually large or these things just look bigger up close like how does that even fit anywhere' and so im just 'its not that hard if youre not a pussy about it' and he must have taken that as a challenge or something because he shoves the cucumber in his mouth and thats how i got a heterosexual man to deepthroat a cucumber

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Okay but.

I think the worst thing about Cas being human.

The very worst thing.

Isn’t that he’s lost basically himself, or that he’s breakable now, or that he’s going to have to learn to do things the hard way, or that he’s going to see Dean-o beat up and not be able to heal him, or that he has to do ~bathroom things~ now.

Nope.

It’s that he won’t be able to hear Dean pray anymore.

This has become….like a routine part of his existence. Being away from Dean but still able to hear his mumbled requests for help, or silly things like Dean not exactly praying, but making small comments like he’s there, maybe about pie or some idiot scratching the paint on his baby or Sammy being his weirdo lil bro self.

(And the soft, accidental puffs of ‘Cas’ released in the throes of pleasure as Dean releases some tension a la self loving in the shower.)

Dean talking to him in his head as he tries to relax enough to sleep.

Dean praying to him to please, you son of a bitch, be okay.

Dean wishing he was around when something amusing happens because he wants to share that with him even though his sense of humor is absolute shit.

Dean huffing out sighs laced with Cas’ name without even knowing it because he misses him.

That, I think, will be the hardest thing for Cas to adjust to as a human.

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hhahahahah ok there are literal tears in my eyes over a webcomic i need to  sTOP

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rolls around in feelings about interspecies bros that are knights that are way too involved in other people's well-being that are mouthy idiots with no freaking direction to their tangents that are stupidly compatible in all the best ways

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okay so who wants to make me my thief of time outfit

come on now

you know you want to

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dean dean baby you grabbed a metallica tape and ACDC started playing i think you're confused dude

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guys lets all do impressions of me

who can be the best pajamapackingfacefuck