#phallic objects

[commanderquill]

You CANNOT convince me that Saurian brandy wasn’t MEANT to look like a dick

I mean ACTUALLY

[starsail]

Kurt Cobain doing naughty things to a microphone.

[kinuskikakku]

okay but like

what’s up with wizards and towers?

... never mind, pretty obvious now that I think about it 

[geekmystic]

PSA: Lightsabers are growers, not showers.

[confessionsofagraysexual]

You know those cucumbers that come wrapped in plastic wrap? I just triggered myself opening one.

[thistransient]

Story of the day: German friend and I were wandering in an indoor market and happened upon the mezcal section, which was full of penis-shaped containers presumably to drink mezcal out of. Some artist had gotten carried away and created a ceramic gun (not pictured) which, by the end of the barrel, was a penis as well. My friend posed with the ridiculous thing and set it back down. As we were walking away, the woman who presumably owned the stand appeared, grabbed my arm, and told me (in Spanish) to put back the "pistola" in its proper place lest it fall. I, having not been watching where it was picked up from, asked where. She said "where it was" with some irritation. I had no clue where that could be and she gave up and put it back in a coffee mug (obviously). Why did -I- look like the culprit in this situation? I'm not sure. But if you don't want tourists mucking about with your ceramic penis-pistols, don't leave them lying around!

[ablogaboutadvertising]

If you’ve ever wondered what not to do when it comes to getting “revenge” on a frustrating client, this is the story for you.

The University of Queensland (UQ) launched their campaign to attract recently graduated students to enrol. UQ is coincidentally where I did my Japanese studies so I’m well aware of how they position themselves in the market. UQ is quite a prestigious university where it is known for its science and physics degrees.

In their latest ad campaign, they adopted the tagline “Make change” teamed with an inspiration music track as well as features of current students around their beautiful campus. You can watch the original TVC here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5sZXB-XaZM

Recently, the campaign came under fire from the media when students noticed a phallic object on the bus stop ads:

No one knows why it has appeared in the posters but it may be due to a shaky relationship between agency and client. 

As a result, the bus stop posters were pulled from all locations and replaced with posters without our phallic friend.

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

I'm sitting at a table with my family passing around a phallic object and squirting grape juice from Japan into our mouths how's your guy's Saturday night