Jazz: “Hey, truck-tires and tank-treads! My Optimus has a message for you fools!”
Megatron: “A friendly message of peace and understanding?”
Jazz: “You KNOW it’s not! YOU KNOW THAT! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK?!”
Megatron: “It never hurts to ask, not today, not on Ember Festival Day.”
Jazz: “Now your wholesome, stinkin’, stupid stuff has got my head all scrambled. What was I even talking about?”
Megatron: “I think you were talking about the fellowship of all sentient beings and the light we celebrate in these dark days.”
Jazz: “IT DEFINITELY WASN’T THAT! IT WAS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT! NO ONE IS COMING TOGETHER HERE!”
Megatron: “Really? I think a Megatron and an Optimus are about to come together to clobber you back into our home dimension.”
Optimus Prime: “Why, I do believe you are correct. Happy Ember Festival to all, and to all a good fight!”
