horny on main for decepticons

One time I took a transformers personality test and I got Starscream and I feel like that's all you need to know about me

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Prowl: Jazz, you can’t just use poor humor to get out of every situation Jazz: yes i can fuck you Prowl: Primus, please use punctuation Jazz: yes, i can fuck you

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Getaway: To anybody I hurt this year, I just want to say... you deserved it. Stop playing with me.

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Starscream: Wheeljack, could you help me out? Wheeljack: Say no more. Here's a bunch of explosives. Starscream: Nope. Different thing.

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Red Alert: You read my diary while I was out?? Rodimus: At first I didn't know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally

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I did it I drew the comic based on this

Can you tell I got lazy on the last panel

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Megatron: Sorry for what I said when I was under the control of the dark energon Optimus: Don't apologize it was hot Megatron: Can we kiss

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Rodimus: Can I come over and test your patience and push your buttons and annoy the fuck out of you? just wondering

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Prowl: I’m not going to lie, you have a lot of red flags Jazz: Like what Prowl: Well firstly, you’re actually insane—

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Brainstorm: I'm done with self care. It's time for others harm.

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Optimus: This is my son, Bumblebee Ratchet: I am aware Optimus: This is my other son, Rodimus Ratchet: Optimus: And this is my lovely new son I met on earth, Smokescreen Ratchet: You can't just adopt mechs when you feel sad

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Kup, outside of Springer's door: Open up! Springer: As a child I was abandoned by my parents and that's probably the source of my anger and frustration Kup: I meant the door but okay

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Getaway: You played me like a piccolo Rodimus: Actually piccolos are very hard to play Ultra Magnus: We played you like the cheap recorder you are

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Charlie: Bee, I'm sad. Bumblebee: *holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay. Noah: Noah: Mirage, I'm sad. Mirage, nodding: Mood.

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Megatron: I don't see why I can't be both the love interest and the antagonist.

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Chromia: Why are Starscream and Wheeljack sitting with their backs to each other? Windblade: They had a fight Chromia: Then why are they holding servos? Windblade: Starscream gets sad when they fight

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Drift: (cuts his finger) Ratchet: Let me kiss it better Drift: That works? Ratchet: Of course! I would never promote unsafe medical practices. (later) Drift: I need you to punch me in the mouth Ultra Magnus: Finally

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Rodimus, googling: songs to crash your car to