Remember: Mental health is important. Don't be afraid to tell someone you trust! It's always important to get some things off your chest!
Here's a little Spy dad comic with Enguarde. :)

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Remember: Mental health is important. Don't be afraid to tell someone you trust! It's always important to get some things off your chest!
Here's a little Spy dad comic with Enguarde. :)
Spy: I do NOT have a favourite child.
Scout and Pyro (Alfie): *Look at one another*
Scout: Seriously? Why you holdin' En like a baby then?
Spy: BECAUSE! He's a special baby.
Pyro: MMPH'S MM-MMPHEEN! (HE'S FOURTEEN!)
The new and improved, Mr. Audacity himself... Leon, aka Enguarde, aka Mini-Spy.
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En: singing and dancing INY WEENY TEENY WEENY SHRIVELED LITTLE SHORT DICK MAN!
Scout and Pyro: bobbing their heads to the beat
Spy:
*The Misfits and Mercs are at an adoption agency*
Enguarde: So this is where babies come from?
Scout: *Sigh* Yes En. Dis is where babies come from...
Enguarde: Oh... *Looks over at Spy* YOU TOLD ME I CAME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA!
"Father Judgement"
Transcript for a Scout and En comic, idea what to call it yet.
*Unintelligible screaming*
Scout: "GOD DAMMIT- I have had it with you!"
Engineer: "Maybe you two should just caaalm do-"
Enguarde: "OH FOR THE LOVE OF- Screw off! Why can't you just leave me alone then?!"
Engineer: "Ya'll should lower your tones an-"
Scout: "CAUSE I'M TRYIN' TO TALK WITH YOU DAMMIT!"
Enguarde: "I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!"
Scout: "WELL YA CAN'T JUST AVOID ME THOMAS-"
Enguarde: "I CAN TOO-"
Engineer: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU TWO SETTLE DOWN-"
Scout: "LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE! I am SICK of having to chase you around CONSTANTLY because you don't wanna fuckin' listen to me! I don't wanna hear the "lEaVe Me AlOnE yOu NeVeR lIsTeN" shit! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STEP ALL OVER ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! HUH THOMAS?! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE MAKING A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US, DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA ABIDE BY YOU SINCE YOU'RE SO OPPRESSED! YOU SAY YOU WANNA CHANGE THE WORLD, BUT ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN AND WHINE AND BITCH ABOUT IT!"
Enguarde: ". . ."
Engineer: "Damn son-"
Enguarde: "...Asshole." (He leaves)
Engineer: ". . . Scout that was... Damn that was harsh-"
Scout: "It's da damn truth."
Engineer: "...I would go check on him after so-"
Scout: "Dis ain't some hunky dory fairy tale, he'll get over it. I ain't checking on him. Not dis time. Everytime I go up there he whines and bullshits and I give in and apologize to him. I want an apology from him. And it better be a damn good one."
Mr. Audacity himself...
Enguarde. Aka Leon. Aka Spy's son.
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(I tried getting them even don't judge me, it isn't perfect, but you know... I love it still.)
(Fixed some things on him as I forgot to change a red part to blue and Blu may look a little out of place, sorry about that, I'm trying to fix some things as I didn't save the file properly, so I'm trying to fix it up)
*En's on the ground bleeding*
Spy: OH MON DIEU WHAT DO WE DO-
Scout: Maybe abandoning him and leaving him with a single mom of 8 children in poverty will help, hm?
Spy: Jeremy now is not the time your brother is dying.