#enguarde tf2

[lemmylemons]

"Father Judgement"

Transcript for a Scout and En comic, idea what to call it yet.

*Unintelligible screaming*

Scout: "GOD DAMMIT- I have had it with you!"

Engineer: "Maybe you two should just caaalm do-"

Enguarde: "OH FOR THE LOVE OF- Screw off! Why can't you just leave me alone then?!"

Engineer: "Ya'll should lower your tones an-"

Scout: "CAUSE I'M TRYIN' TO TALK WITH YOU DAMMIT!"

Enguarde: "I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!"

Scout: "WELL YA CAN'T JUST AVOID ME THOMAS-"

Enguarde: "I CAN TOO-"

Engineer: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU TWO SETTLE DOWN-"

Scout: "LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE! I am SICK of having to chase you around CONSTANTLY because you don't wanna fuckin' listen to me! I don't wanna hear the "lEaVe Me AlOnE yOu NeVeR lIsTeN" shit! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STEP ALL OVER ME AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! HUH THOMAS?! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE MAKING A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US, DO YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA ABIDE BY YOU SINCE YOU'RE SO OPPRESSED! YOU SAY YOU WANNA CHANGE THE WORLD, BUT ALL YOU DO IS COMPLAIN AND WHINE AND BITCH ABOUT IT!"

Enguarde: ". . ."

Engineer: "Damn son-"

Enguarde: "...Asshole." (He leaves)

Engineer: ". . . Scout that was... Damn that was harsh-"

Scout: "It's da damn truth."

Engineer: "...I would go check on him after so-"

Scout: "Dis ain't some hunky dory fairy tale, he'll get over it. I ain't checking on him. Not dis time. Everytime I go up there he whines and bullshits and I give in and apologize to him. I want an apology from him. And it better be a damn good one."

[lemmylemons]

I read my old Spy and Enguarde fic FROM 2019, 20 FUCKING 19, BACK WHEN SPY WAS ORIGINALLY ENGUARDE'S DAD AND ENGUARDE WAS AN INSUFFERABLE SHIT THAT I HATED AND INTENTIONALLY BROUGHT HELL UPON-

And now I'm thinking... Should I bring En back to being Spy's kid and Scout's brother, or keep it as it is with Scout being a teen dad with En and Spy's grandson...

Please help me. I want to take a poll.

[lemmylemons]

Hehe Alice x Enguarde in the FNF style cause yeah

[lemmylemons]

lol

[lemmylemons]

ahem

So...

THEM❤️❤️❤️

[lemmylemons]

34 and 46 w enguarde and alice!!! 🙏

Can your character drive and/or preferred transportation-

Enguarde can't drive but he is studying his learners. He's a bit behind, he was supposed to be able to drive by now, but Scout can't drive and Spy won't let En anywhere near his sports car. But he used to take the bus to get to the TeuFort highschool! (Before Pyro cancelled school for 6 years-)

Alice can drive! Well, she does have her learners but still! ...Although she really shouldn't have her learners and that shit should have been taken from her long ago with the amount of times she's totalled Sniper's van-

Do you characters believe any religion? Superstitions?-

Enguarde isn't a particularly religious person, but he does believe in a few superstitions, most having something to do with different cultures. He and Spy used to live in Japan for a long while and Enguarde did pick up a few superstitions, mainly in numbers. Number 4 and number 9 are some weird ones. He isn't afraid of them, but to him they symbolise bad luck. 4 means or is closely associated with death and 9 is associated with suffering... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Alice isn't religious per-say, but she is a tiny bit of a satanist. Mainly atheist satanist. She believes everyone is equal and that everyone should be free to do whatever they desire (within reason) and love what they love! She thinks that the problem with a lot of other religions is that there's no free thinking and believes everyone should have a voice in every desicion and nothing should be decided for them. She isn't attacking any other religions of course!! She doesn't want to influence anyone and she respects everyone's beliefs, she just thinks that religion is a free belief and nothing should be forced upon others!!

:D

[lemmylemons]

What's your character's guilty pleasure?

What is your character's reaction when someone does something nice for them?

What is your character's biggest fear?

Most irrational?

Enguarde, Alice, n' Redgie òwó

Hehe aight

Guilty pleasures-

Enguarde's guilty pleasure is bingeing reality shows. He only really does it when he's super sad or upset.

Alice's is watching old kids cartoons! She loves them and will literally binge an entire show in an hour.

Redgie's is make-up! Now that's not a guilty pleasure per-say, but people do find it weird but he LOVES make-up.

Character's reaction when someone does something nice for them-

Enguarde will literally say thank you thousands of times! He'll even do something special for you even if you just helped him with something simple.

Alice will probably say a simple thank you and even a pat on the back. She's not very good with channeling how she feels, but she appreciates anything people do for her!

Redgie would probably repay the favor as a thanks. Maybe even do a little something something special.

Characters biggest and irrational fears-

Enguarde's afraid of large animals. Such as large felines, canines or literally anything that's big and will kill him. (Especially when working with Hale, he will run and hide if Hale even mentions a large animal he's fought-). His irrational fear is disappointment. He's afraid that he'll disappoint someone important to him and then they'll hate him. It seems small, but he gets scared that he'll fuck up and end up losing everyone close to him...

Alice is afraid of needles. She seems tough, but she literally has stabbed Medic in the neck with a syringe after he tried giving her a shot... Her irrational fear is being ridiculed. She's human too and hates being made fun of, even as a joke. She doesn't like being in situations where she's the butt of the joke or when she's in an embarrassing situation.

Redgie's afraid of death. Perfectly logical considering he has been killed several times and respawns... But he is afraid that one day respawn won't work and he'll die a very long painful death on the battlefield. His irrational fear? Clowns. He hates clowns. Redgie researched a lot about a certain serial killer in order to persue his dream of becoming a detective. At 15 years old, that was a mistake, especially the fact that Medic made it worse by literally just doing what he was doing and experimenting and killing people. Redgie hates clowns.