#tfe swindle

[chaotixcx]

Bro let the impulsive thoughts win. And suffered the consequences. Don’t touch a transformers’ doors without asking first.

[suzieloveships]

Twitch is small enough to just sit on Wheeljack's shoulder or hang of his back like a baby koala. At some point she even learn how sleep in this position so now Dad2 can work in the lab while she is taking a nap

Grimlock either picks Jawbreaker piggyback style or let him ride on his back when Grim is in his alt mode (also sometimes Swoop just... swoops down, picks JB by shoulders and flies off while Grimlock just stan there like 🦖 the frag am I suppose to do now?)

Tarantulas walks on his spider legs while carring Nightshade around, this way he can walk on uneven ground and climb while the kid can rest (Prowl is somehow balancing on his back, servo streached out in a "Onward" position. No one is brave enough to tell him it does not looks as cool as he thinks)

Hashtag is a little sad that she isn't as small as her siblings and she can't be carry around like the rest of them. Her height and weight don't not stop Starscream from still picking her up anyway when she complain about being tired. He even tried flying with her on his back (later, after they find Skyfire frozen in ice, Sky just picks her up like it's nothing, he is strong enough to far throw mechs twice as tall as Hashtag after all. In fact he is so strong, he can just let her hang of his shoulders while he is carring Starscream bridal style)

Swindle just picks Thrash by an ankle and hang him over his shoulders like a sack of dirty laundry, energon cube in the other hand, zero frag given. Thrash actually like this because now all of his energon is flowing down to his head and therefor his thinking should improve (it does not)

[rossgoldsworth]

I'm insane and they're disgusting. I hate them.

[superfreakycat16]

Earthspark Swindle x Bumblebee valveplug art ahead

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censored version here

uncensored version below:

warning: visible robo-g3nitalia and aftermath of interface

SPICY WORK AHEAD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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Swindle wants a tip for topping

should i post my valveplug art more? It’s not much but it’s something :3

[lovelycatdraws]

Press on the Gas Pedal and Accelerate, Baby lives rent free in my brain. This scene specifically takes up most of the space.

[stardahlia]

Truth to Heart.

Summary: Reader gets asked a particular question during a game of truth or dare with the autobots and decepticons, they try to get away with not answering entirely truthfully, only to find out that they in fact didn’t get away with it.

Warning/tags: SFW. Mass displacement. Suggestive question, safe answers. Flustered reader. Megatron learning about the reader.

Characters: Tfe Megatron. Tfe Starscream. Tfe Soundwave. Tfe Swindle. Tfe Bumblebee. Tfe Breakdown. Tfe Arcee. Tfe Optimus Prime. Tfe Elita-1. Tfe Prowl. Tfe Wheeljack and Tfe Shockwave mentioned.

Pronouns: You, Your, Yours, You’re.

Extra: None.

3… 2.. 1. GO! _____________________

You had heard that the bots and cons were playing a game of truth or dare for some kind of bonding exercise, most likely a plan concocted up by the prime. Wheeljack and Shockwave managed to weasel themselves out of it, their excuse being some project they were making breakthroughs with, their only problem was that there is no such project. You owed Shockwave a favour which he called in, so the lab is where you’ve been for the past few hours. Until you’re finally allowed to take a break.

As you walk through the base that used to belong to Ghost, you hear a commotion down a hallway you were about to walk past. Curiosity gets the better of you and you follow the noise to a large open door, the first mech’s you see are Breakdown and Bumblebee arguing about the rules of the game, then you notice Arcee and Soundwave have some sort of staredown. Optimus looks like he’s started to regret this little game while Starscream seems to be in the middle of crashing. What the hell happened?

Stepping closer to the door, you see Swindle with the biggest grin on his dermas, no doubt using this game to get as much stuff as he possibly can. Truth or dare is practically made for the guy. You don’t see Megatron, Prowl or Elita though, so you get closer until you’re in the doorway. Almost immediately you feel optics on you and you turn your head up to the side, seeing Megatron leaning on the wall. No wonder you didn’t see him until now. He looks to be in the best state out of all of them, annoyed definitely, but not about to start a fight. 

He gives you a nod in greeting, which you acknowledge with your own nod, before your presence is noticed by another mech, Swindle. “Oi! You weren’t invited, but since you’re here~ Truth or Dare?” All optics are on you now.

You’re certain Swindle is going to try and either get one of your possessions, or blackmail, which makes leaving your safest option. You seriously consider the option until another voice is heard, this one startling you as it belongs to none other than Prowl, who’s been leaning against the wall much like Megatron, just a little more well hidden. Spotting a bit of pink, you see Elita in the corner of the room next to Prowl, both looking ready to start throwing people. “Swindle, if you try any more of your little tricks, I will throw you into a cell myself.”

That just about caused an uproar as threats of all kinds are thrown around, and you cringe at the thought of being the cause of this, but the logical side of your brain quickly reassures you that this would’ve happened regardless of if you were here or not. But, you don’t want to leave them like this, so against your better judgement you speak up. “Truth!”

Surprisingly, Swindle hears you over the commotion and shoves Breakdown’s helm to shut him up, ducking to avoid a swing from said mech. “Truth, eh? Alright.. Let's see…. What’s something that turns a fleshy like you off or on?”

Okay, that’s not what you expected, at all. Starscream starts sputtering something about not wanting to know something like that, Megatron and a few others just groan in annoyance, Prowl moves to follow through with his earlier threat but Elita is there to physically stop him. You’re trying to think of something, deciding on giving Swindle two answers instead of one, but what those answers should be are proving to be more difficult to decide on. You have one for something that turns you off, but the one that turns you on is-

“Uh.. I, well..” You glance up at Megatron for a half a second, and quickly try to cover it up by glancing at a few other people. You have something in mind, but if you say it then you’re pretty sure connections are going to be made. “Being looked down on and being unnecessarily disrespected is a turn off, definitely.” Swindle is a little disappointed at that answer, he can’t exactly use that, but you cut him off before he could say anything. “A turn on, though, would be someone putting in the effort to learn and understand your body language, tells and behaviour.”

“Aw, that’s kinda cute.” At that your face heats up and you give Arcee a glare and a huff, the femme simply chuckles with a wink. Okay, you’re leaving. When you turn around to storm off you hear some other mechs laugh, and you wish for rust to appear in uncomfortable places. You return to your break, getting something to eat and drink before heading back to the lab. On the way there you get stopped by a mech you weren’t entirely hoping to see. “Ah, there you are, I have a question for you.” Megatron stood tall, his crimson optics looking at you with an intensity that threatens to make you squirm. He doesn’t wait for you to say anything as he continues. “Earlier, I felt as though you weren’t being entirely forthright.”

For a second you feel a bit of panic, and a little miffed that he had noticed, which begs the question of who else noticed. But then, to your surprise, you feel a wave of confidence. “You’re right, I didn’t say the first thing that came to mind. What turns me on more than an observant partner, is someone powerful willing to bend the knee to their weaker partner who holds their spark.”

The second you’re done talking you feel all that confidence vanish into thin air, but you’re stubborn enough to not back out now. The seconds of silence pass by agonizingly slow, and you’re quickly starting to reconsider being stubborn. What the hell were you thinking, saying something like that to Megatron?? Honestly, you wouldn’t blame him if he- he’s smirking. Why is he smirking? Oh god why is he smirking??

“Is that so?” Megatron practically purrs the words out as he moves to lower himself down onto a knee, and moves a servo close to you until a single digit of his gently touches your hand. He can feel your heartbeat going crazy, which amuses him to no end judging by the look on his faceplate.

“Honestly, Megatron, you’re worse than all the others combined sometimes..” You move your hand onto the tip of his digit, your eyes on the silver metal rather than his optics. You wanted to kick him so badly.

“Only sometimes?”

Okay, you’re kicking him. You huff and swiftly walk over to his pede, giving it a good kick. Not hard enough to hurt yourself of course, you’re not aiming to embarrass yourself even more. A gasp leaves you when you feel yourself suddenly scooped up into his servo, and this time you smack his servo with your hand, earning a good chuckle out of him. “Careful not to hurt yourself, Sweetheart.”

Oh, just when you thought things couldn’t get worse, he decides to use earth pet names. Is he trying to give you a heart attack? “Megatron! I swear-” You cut yourself off with a squeak when he suddenly starts to become.. Smaller? You’ve heard about this from Shockwave, mass shifting, was it? Mass displacement? Eh, same difference. And the least of your worries as right now he has a servo on your lower back and another on your thigh as he is currently kneeling right in front of you. Your hands rest on his pauldrons and you’re speechless as your heart melts.

“Ah, there it is..” Megatron smiles, a soft look in his usually sharp optics, which makes that warm feeling in your chest bloom even more.

This mech is going to be the death of you, and vice versa.

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And CUT!

I didn’t really go over this after I finished writing it, so I’m sorry if there are lines that don’t make much sense. I was kind of in a rush to get this done. This is supposed to be for tomorrow, but I'm posting it with Twisting Tails today, then taking at least three days to gather brain cells.

I'm going to switch to posting every two to three days, for my own sanity. I don't have the brain power to do one a day anymore lol.

[hotdinoankles]

A wip

Been seeing a lot of swinbee stuff recently and hell yeah

[wheiko]

Request for the-dexnatnaomi-backupacc! Sorry, I accidentally deleted the original post so this is a repost! 😭🙏