Hi I’m Augustus Waters from TFIOS and you know what? Screw being embarrassed about that. It’s a good book, it’s a good movie. I’m a thousand literary cliches in a trench coat. Who cares? Catch me STILL using my cigarette metaphor in the year of our Lord 2018 and talking like a pretentious asshole. I’ve learned that life is too short to give a shit what other people think.














