#tflicq

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Glokta: What doesn't kill you makes you adopt a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humour.

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Logen: You have to pretend to be stronger than you are in order to deal with assholes. Jezal: Is that what you do? Logen: Oh no, my strength is no illusion. I'll fucking destroy you.

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Jezal: Bayaz wants to kill me, I know it.

Glokta: If Bayaz wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already, your body would never be found, and he'd never be convicted.

Jezal: You understand how that doesn't make me feel better, right?

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Glokta: Incredibly empathetic of me not to skin you alive btw.

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Judge: Babe, your behaviour was...,. not iconic! We have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.

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Jezal: No I do NOT want to see manmade horrors beyond my comprehension, I want to have a nice time with my friends.

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Shivers: Alcohol is cool, but have you ever had someone genuinely care about you?

Cosca:

Shivers: Me neither, pass the bottle.

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Savine: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Leo: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Savine: That's not better!