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Leo, trying to coax Jappo into making a deal with him: I don't know what to say to him.

Jurand: Just be yourself.

Savine: Say something nice.

Leo: Which one? I can't do both.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #leo dan brock #savine dan glokta #jurand

Rikke: My favourite thing about getting gifts labeled "From Leo & Savine" is that Leo is just as surprised to see what's in there as I am.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #leo dan brock #savine dan glokta #rikke

Temple: Are we sure the only way out is through? Like. Are we sure we can't just. go around?

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #temple

Dogman: What happened to your nose?

Logen: I used it to break some guy's fist.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the dogman #logen ninefingers

Glokta: What doesn't kill you makes you adopt a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humour.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #sand dan glokta

Savine: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Leo: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him.

Savine: That's not better!

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #leo dan brock #savine dan glokta

Judge: Babe, your behaviour was...,. not iconic! We have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #judge

Jezal: No I do NOT want to see manmade horrors beyond my comprehension, I want to have a nice time with my friends.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #jezal dan luthar

Orso: Do you want to hunt me for sport later?

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #crown prince orso

Calder dragging a screaming toddler across a field: He's mine, I'm not stealing him. If I was gonna take one, it wouldn't be this asshole.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #calder #stour nightfall

Jezal: Bayaz wants to kill me, I know it.

Glokta: If Bayaz wanted to kill you, you'd be dead already, your body would never be found, and he'd never be convicted.

Jezal: You understand how that doesn't make me feel better, right?

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #sand dan glokta #jezal dan luthar

Logen: You have to pretend to be stronger than you are in order to deal with assholes. Jezal: Is that what you do? Logen: Oh no, my strength is no illusion. I'll fucking destroy you.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #logen ninefingers #jezal dan luthar

Orso: I'm not rotting in my bedroom I'm a princess locked in a castle.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #crown prince orso

Savine: Feeling cute today.

Savine: Might commit acts of hubris.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #savine dan glokta

Monza: What doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #monza murcatto

Dow: Calder, are you going you mind your own business or must I really give you a piece of my mind?

Calder: Well, I couldn’t take the last piece.

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #calder #black dow

Leo: Wtf am I gonna go to therapy for??? So I can pay money just for some bitch to tell me I'm gay? To find out I'm gay and in the closet? To help me discover that deep down I'm a gay ass homosexual man? Lmao pass. Miss me with that shit. I'm straight. I am straight

#the first law #joe abercrombie #tflicq #the age of madness #leo dan brock

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