I have to admit, I'm impressed how well the McAllister family stays under the radar.
You say under the radar, I say boring. Potato potato. For instance, take a look at little Rory Jane. The girl practically has a degree in ‘sitting at home doing nothing.’ No, really. What’s she been up to? Shacking up with an mystery man, you say? Apparently our not-so-innocent AJ’s first heartbreak has been here and gone in the time it took me to type this sentence. I know, I know. Boring. Who hasn’t messed around with a bad boy or two? Next we have Xander McAllister, big brother extraordinaire, and king of staying in on Friday nights. Other than some blackout groping with the elusive Vanessa (seriously, what is it with our favorite Upper East Sider’s falling under her spell?), the boy is a grade A saint. And in a city full of sinners, innocence doesn’t get you very far.
Somebody get in there and remind them to stop hitting the snooze buttons on their lives! We’re only young once, gossipers.
