#tfwhynoy

[chipper-smol]

the radiance hive is just infected with xeno-rabies and pk is just trying not to let his wife's hive get sick

yEP  HE protEC HIS MASSIVE ALIEN BUG WIFE

[wingedarrows]

Okay, SO, if this comes true:

@lost-kinn and @hyenasaurus will hold me personally responsible

I will get pelted with tomatoes by . . . many people

@littleplushlizard will physically manifest in my house

@soar319 with break into my house and steal all my left socks (hyenasaurus will help by stealing all my right gloves)

@namichma will plant legos around my house and pebbles in my shoes

@signomad is gonna get me (the specifics of that I have no idea, which makes me concerned)

@shattered-hallownest will remove four (4) of my keyboard keys

@ginger-goats-galore is gonna burn my house down with combustible vessels (how could you)

It is implied that @tfwhynoy will most likely physically harm me in some way shape or form

@albeitawkwardalliterations will eat my fingers

@lunawolf237yeahstuff (whom tumblr refuses to let me mention) will steal my kneecaps and sell them on ebay

If this turns out to be true, it's going to be a fun day :D

[itsthesinbin]

tfwhynoy replied to your post “why is all porn on pornhub jstu like…… incestuous and racist.”

Don't forget all the sexualized transwoman and pedophilia It's just all so baaad

me on pornhub wading through the transphobia, pedophilia, incest and racism trying to find something halfway decent to nut to

[trobbio-silksong]

Pharloom White Lady...... she is Unbound here, but chooses not to move from her spot! Is in the mossy grotto, but is Very hidden

I think WL can detach from her root system for a lil while, as she seems to be a higher being! And since her roots would be everywhere its never a problem to reattach

@tfwhynoy :0!!!! Gajsggnd i love that idea!!! Its Really Cute

@seachic :DDD thank you!!! I think im gonna have a lotta fun with this :3c

[liaswritesrobots]

Food for thought. Helex is the only snakeformer to be warm blooded. He still tends to generally keep his internal temp cool but when he wants to kill someone he coils around them and instead of constructing them to death he turns up his body heat so much that the person he’s coiled around boils alive.

His belly has special scales (i don’t remember if they’re all organic or not so maybe plating if not) that lets heat pass through while everywere else insulates. When he coils around someone he turns his underside towards them to prevent accidentally giving his team heatstroke when they are nearby. It’s still warm around him while he does this but not enough to make anyone overheat.

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:O Oooh that'd be a good idea actually! In IDW some would basically have special powers anyway so that could be Helex's (and maybe Roddy's since he can catch on fire and be fine)!

[yun-shuten]

tfwhynoy replied to your post “you guys ever just think about how the moment something threatens...”

Hell sometimes it’s not even threating stuff. They’ll attack the mantises after you beat their lords or the larva things in the royal waterways.

so you’re telling me that they don’t forgive and know whats up

[wingedarrows]

@tfwhynoy @emberglowfox

LOOK I HAVE A REASON

I'M NOT SURE HOW GOOD THAT REASON IS BUT IT'S A REASON