#tgodcontest

[mviamitchell]

leticia “letty” bargado / pippi / nurse / 24

“zig-a-zig-ah, fuck up my whole world”

[matchesrps]

harper carlyle + thirty + art teacher + twilight

[killmongerthiskoochie]

lenny hugo + social media ft. his wife, siblings and some cat

1.  “wish i woke up beautiful every morning..”  feat. hazel hugo

2.  “don’t ask me why he always looks like a dumbass.”  feat. arthur hugo

3.  “penny’s stealing babies again!  she returned it... i think.”  feat. penny hugo & some baby

4.  “one of the only kids that’s never peed on me.  i gave him $20.”  feat. nate (god son)

5.  “i’m surprised her tongue is inside of her head.”  feat. dorothy hugo

6.  “he didn’t keep the pornstache; i totally told him to.”  feat. gideon hugo

[rpmeraki]

JOSIE ‘JOJO’ WAKEFIELD | 28, MARGOT ROBBIE, OLYMPIAN

[ginnysweasley]

lemon lovekill + 23 + pjo + n. peltz

won the lottery a few years back and now does stick and poke tattoos to anyone whose willingly to be her guinea pig. *margot robbie voice* i’m not very good at it but i do enjoy it - lemon after every tattoo. has a psychic on call 24/7. yet her fortune is dwindling and everyone is sure she’s being conned. lemon is being conned but fake safety nets and all that. rarely knows what’s going on. rarely thinks a problem can’t be solved with bottomless mimosas. always in a halo of diffused soft pink. always flirting with your husband. that sex and the city episode where carrie insulted aleksandr petrovsky’s art right in front of his face and he asked her out. southern transplant. 

[beronicascheryl]

roman theodore hawkins / momma hawkins conceived him in the mile high club over top of romania - thus roman became his name / mother was a flight attendant who fucked a lot of random locals and then named her kids based on where they were conceived / when roman was nine she quit that job and started writing self help books using stories from her children's lives / later in life, ro got arrested because one of her books gave him away for a crime he did / broody bad boy / chain smokes like you wouldn't believe / started dealing drugs at sixteen, dropped out of high school at seventeen to pursue it further / didn't using the prodect (see: getting addicted to the product) until he was twenty-one / fuckboy who will never call you back, like ever / started uber driving a couple years ago and found it's a great way to make his deals / negative and self destructive / pretty much a giant asshole most of the time

[agaywadarchive]

Sidney Ahmed / 33 / Divorce Attorney / Harry Potter

[in-door-kites]

in a nutshell:  cubic zicronium in the rough - emphasis on the rough. bourbon-swilling, vinyl-collecting, bespectacled little scamp with a pension for nicotine and blindly following his withered black heart (which has some pretty terrible ideas). it's a mystery how he keeps himself upright with such a huge chip on his shoulder, but you'd probably be an angsty little scrapper, too, if your dead-dad issues teamed up with your repressed sexuality issues in high school. best to let him keep the emotions on the inside; believe me when i say there are way more of them than you'd like to deal with. that air of sophistication and culture you sense about him is nothing more than having grown up with fresh-off-the-boat italian grandparents, and maybe a pinch of his own self-importance. friendship? more like mutually assured destruction in the form of fondness; trust not, lest ye be trusted. ex-engineering student who wanted to do great things, current i.t. guy troubleshooting the world one problem at a time. catch him at the crossection of "good person(?)" street and "really bad attitude" avenue. but i swear, he’s really not that bad.

needs: what i really want is a friend group of sad millennials who all had big plans that got demolished by a horrible job market, and are now on that sensible salary train in sad office environments. must cringe at the corporate business world. that awkward moment when you have a lil’ bit of money now, but your dreams are dead. you might also be able to twist my arm into a poor attempt at something romantic.