TGT as quotes from other Door Monster Videos
Noam: I have a good feeling about this one! There’s only so many ways a rocket can explode... before taking off
Scott: Not having a table is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy
Katie: I’m not in it for the cash, just for the fame. Take that haters.
Emma: Alright peasant. You are going to give me all the information I need and nothing else. No humorous an I’m anecdotes, no monologues I can’t skip through, and no side quests.
Meyer: Go round the block? You know what will happen if I go round the block? The economy will plummet! Stocks will drop! Jobs will be lost!
Richie: The blaze will start small, deterring your attempts to locate the source until it rages out of control. You will immediately regret your decision to prank call the fire department as they will not come to your aid.
Messier: Death isn’t real and I’m basically god.
Amicus: Whether she’s angry or bored, this probably ends in your death
Artemis: I am SO RICH
News anchor: Breaking news! Everything is fine
Lincoln: All I’m saying is that if we need money, I got it covered. So just ask
Paul: I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know where I am.
Sylvia: My painful over ambition started early
Jenny: I don’t know why I’m dealing with this. I don’t get paid by the hour
Tedd: My feeble mind is fine, thank you very much
Shawn: He’s an unremarkable hero in a world of insanity
Harold: *proudly* I took a Spanish class in high school!













