Joaquin & Dia
"according to this quiz you’re most like squidward,” joaquin reveals, pulling his phone back so she can’t see the real results. “i’m sorry, dia,” he feigns sympathy, “but buzzfeed has spoken.” maybe it’s just an excuse for him to bring up squidward and how stupid he thinks it is that he’s actually an octupus. why is he named squidward then? it pisses him off. regardless, he keeps up the joke, “do you want me to read the description for you? it’s surprisingly accurate.”
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