“Oh my god.” She groans, almost theatrically, as she witnesses the chaos Gold’s little prank has caused. Gold’s new friends in Kalos clearly don’t know him at all. “How dare you all spread all these totally bullshit rumours about my best friend! I’ve known Gold Hato for my entire life so I can tell you all in total certainty that he is the bottomiest bottom who ever did touch a weenier.”












