Venomous ᵃᵖ

[poisoncrowned]

If i had more motivation and didnt sleep until I had to go to work i would be here. But ill be real here. Im lazy. I still have to tranfser my infobto the new laptop i got. Aaand Ive pretty much moved on to another platform. Dont get me wrong here. I love to write. But i have no motivation or reason to be here aside from his canon boyfriend and that wasnt even supposedbto be to point of him.

He's an ex galactic anr ex interpol agent. And i was wanting more interaction with that. But hey. Change my mind. Give me a reason to come back.

Or dont. Thats fine too.

[poisoncrowned]

Hi guys. Im still alive. And ill be on eventually. Just had to take a long hiatus. I might come on soon though. No promises.

[amortean]

new rule: if your character is a sassy little rebellious spitfire who likes to talk shit, you better be prepared for your character to get hit. 2018 is the year that muns with these kinds of snarky characters accept that there should be consequences to smarting off at the mouth to another character who could easily ruin their fucking day.

if you’re writing a character of high status, immense power, incredible skill, or just someone that you generally would not want to antagonize for shits and giggles, it is not fun feeling as though you have been written into a corner by someone who wants to show off how sassy and badass their character is when you know that your character could DEMOLISH them :T

like, damn, maybe plot together first, or — if you’re flying by the seat of your pants here — let the other person know it’s ok if they fuck up ur muse for being a disrespectful little shit. life is more fun when u get to write fight scenes anyway tbh.

anyway pls respect other muns w/ characters who could fuck your shit up b/c it’s really not fun for them when every other character comes at them with their fists up (verbal or otherwise), yet so few people are willing to let their characters face the consequences of their actions.

[melamemea]

dirty levels .

001 . ————- flirting .

“hey gorgeous… is this seat taken?”

“your body looks s o good in this light”

“care to dance? i’ll teach you how hips work”

“how about i get you a drink and you tell me about yourself?”

“here i dreaded going out… and i was lucky enough to meet an angel”

“come closer baby”

“want to come and join me?”

“oh you got a little something there… let me fix it for you”

“your eyes are gorgeous”

“your lips are so beautiful”

“do you come here often?”

“your place or mine?”

002 . ————— behind closed doors.

“oh baby… you’re so hard/wet.”

“kiss me… harder.”

“kiss me — there…”

“please… i need you”

“shut the door — quickly… i can’t wait to fuck you”

“your breasts so beautiful”

“unzip me ~ slowly…”

“hurry up… i’m getting impatient ~”

“how about… i pour champagne down your stomach… and get a little naughty”

“are you a naughty girl/boy?”

“that’s right baby, spread open for me”

“how does it feel? ~ you like that?”

“you’re driving me crazy… ! ”

“keep them on… i like it that way”

“You really know how to make a girl wet…“

“Tell me where you want to touch me first.“

“I can’t wait for you to put it in me.“

003 . ————— in the act .

“Bite my neck and fuck me harder.”

“I want you to cum all over my face.“

“Don’t stop.“

“Fill me up.“

“You like how I fuck you?“

“Cum for me.“

“That’s… s o good —”

“Mmm… please… ”

“G—god, more… more!”

“That’s it — that’s the spot baby!”

[poisoncrowned]

tcpdog‌:

      In a rather abrupt turn of events, suddenly Archer’s laughing. As if Alex would be so lucky.

                 ❛  Hahaha, no, not like that.  ❜

     “ Good. ”                         Oh thank god.       “ Cause I was about to reconsider you as a wine partner. ”

[poisoncrowned]

@tcpdog replied to your post “Alex has appeared!

Kneel down :eyes:

“ Tempting... But... Please. I’m not your superior. ” 

[scrappedchima-archive]

Hi guys, in case you are wondering. Here’s actually an update for this blog and honestly for most of my other slower blogs like Neptune, Red, and my multimuse.

I will be on a permanent Semi-Hiatus on 90% of my blogs. Here’s why.

I have an a job with law enforcement. it take up 10 hours of my day for 4 days straight. I live on my own. I also have a part time job as well. On top of that, my mental health and reason to care about this site have gone completely down the drain. I’ve stopped caring for dashboard activity and followers a long time ago. I have been toyed with and manipulated for far far too long. I need a break – No… I need a change. 

Starting today, for a majority of my blogs, I will only answer things on my own time. I will only develop relationship with those who, quite honestly, care about me or I’ve grown to trust. On top of that, I will most likely only be interacting with those who actually do have concerns or care about developing relationships with my muses. 

What I am tired of seeing from others is the idea that they say they would like to interact, give suggestions on some sort of relationship, and then disregarding me and the ideas completely. I have developed far too many AUs and verses and backstory and relationships with far too many people only to have them dropped completely. I’ve had to completely scrap ideas out and I refuse to touch them now because I’ve become bitter. I care too much about other to ‘reuse’ ideas with another person.

It is one thing if one person is busy. I get it. there are some muns on here that I go for ages without talking to them. But when I come back to them, they are still just as ready as the last time to talk about a muse/relationship/etc. 

In other words: There are Muns here that do not grow bored or move on from me. 

Those Muns, I will be continuing to follow. 

For everybody else, sorry, but I’m pretty much shutting the door a majority of the time.

Keep reading

[poisoncrowned]

ofdistortions replied to your post: Alex has appeared! What to do? Brush off Kneel...

*runs away (with wine)*

“ You come back here you little shit. I paid for that. ”

[poisoncrowned]

Alex has appeared! What to do?

Brush off

Kneel down

Worship

Run away

[poisoncrowned]

tcpdog‌:

                 ❛  Do I detect some interest?  ❜

“Perhaps~”

[poisoncrowned]

magicmagikarp‌:

           [ 🐟 ] : – “I don’t see how me being homeless or always asking for food                                   has anything to do with how I handle my business? Those are                                   two whole unrelated things.”

               A huff.

                                “Look if you want to suck Archer’s dick for free like every other                                  one of his bitches, go right ahead. I’d just be disappointed if                                  you got nothing out of it to make him suffer even a little.”

“Hmmm... But it does clearly show how you handle your business. You are clearly on the bottom rung of the ladder.. I don’t always work for money. But that doesn’t mean I’m working for free.”

“No offence my dear friend, but who here is actually a higher ranking officer? I don’t think you have any say on the discussion of ‘being disappointed.’ ”

[poisoncrowned]

magicmagikarp‌:

          [ 🐟 ] : – “So you’d do it for nothing? And here I thought you had                                  higher standards than me.”

“I do have higher standards than you. Clearly you just don’t know how to do business. Makes sense though. Since you’re always seeming to be homeless and asking for scraps.”

[poisoncrowned]

magicmagikarp‌:

           [ 🐟 ] : – “Only if you want to be another one of Archer’s bitches.                                   He might actually give you a dollar as long as you don’t                                   mention me.”

“You dumbass, I wouldn’t do it for money.”

[poisoncrowned]

magicmagikarp‌:

            [ 🐟 ] : – “So cruel…and here I thought you wanted                                    your dick sucked.”

“Oh my apologies M. I was too busy trying to please your boss people. Did I hear you offer a free consultation?”

[poisoncrowned]

tcpdog replied to your post: What’s this about sucking dicks?

uwu

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[poisoncrowned]

LOUD SHRIEKING

“Why are we shrieking!?!” 

[poisoncrowned]

magicmagikarp replied to your post: What’s this about sucking dicks?

*winks*

“M, you don’t count.”