#thalmor advisor

[thalmor-advisor]

*makes you smaller than a mouse*

[thalmor-advisor]

You have great hair but you’re still a bitch

Jealous of my luscious locks? Too bad. You do not get my secret hair care routine. Because you are not worth it.

[thalmor-advisor]

[there’s a very wet man]

( @two-psijic-monks )

... what?

[thalmor-advisor]

[A tall elven woman, perhaps an altmer judging from her height, walks past. She’s a new face around here isn’t she?]

( @archmage-valryn )

[Ancano watches her like a hawk, but does not yet approach.]

[thalmor-advisor]

Nurcie looks down at the thalmor, pausing to assess him. "...Are you ok down there? I'm worried someon will step on you." She askes him.

Someone keeps shrinking me. It's quite annoying!

[thalmor-advisor]

*magically makes you taller than Tsun*

I really don't need this right now.

[thalmor-advisor]

[The Eye of Magnus, which was now much smaller and floating freely, was coming at Ancano with a knife held by telekinesis. It was buzzing with what almost seemed like anger.]

... why does the Eye have a knife?

[thalmor-advisor]

Hmmmmmmm...... not short enough

*shrinks you more*

[Ancano is now 1 apple tall.]

STOP IT! STOP IT AT ONCE!