#thanks chef

[sin-n-bliss-3]

Finger fucking me until I'm in tears then pushing your fingers in my mouth as I catch my breath. Pulling them out to get a taste yourself and pausing to press a kiss against my messy lips

Just as I completely relax, you cover my mouth and force into me, cooing at my muffled sounds and reminding me that I'm just your fuck toy and we're only done when you feel like it

[bapple117]

GUYS UM LOOK AT THIS

I commissioned the lovely @chefskjss to draw my best boys bein' cute and UGHDKJFHDJHJKDHFKDHFKJDHFKDHFKHKFJDHKFH She fuckin NAILED IT and ARGHHGH I am screaming from a rooftop for the rest of my LIFE

thank you chef ILYYYY 💖

[carfuckerlynch]

talking about meat and chefs talking about carving meat properly and he’s like “imagine cutting your fingers off”

[what-is-this-random-stuff]

I don’t know why, I kinda had a feeling this was coming. It doesn’t make any less sad though. One of the nicest cricketers you will ever meet. Also look at that record. England are gonna have a tough time replacing that. Thanks for all the memories Cooky!! ❤️❤️🏏

[bu-t--t]

synapse just connected and it looked like a sparkle of light radiating from a linear regression trend line

[closetspngirl]

Texts from Chef

🤦🏻‍♀️

[cosmicdangernaut]

So the executive chef told that I’m a good leader and a friend to everyone I meet??? And then he gave me a thank you card that had five movie passes in it??? And then he hugged me and told me he was proud of me??? I almost cried???

[cotton-mouf]

I took a nap before work and overslept and still managed to mooch my way to get a free $20 sirloin