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Masterlist Supernatural 37

[sinmonger]

François Arnaud | Heated Rivalry's François Arnaud Gets Ready for the Saint Laurent Show | Vanity Fair | 01/28/26

[thememedaddy]

[teaboot]

Never before in my life have I considered that a muppet could be moving around and doing stuff in two places at once. Like that two identical felt puppets of the same guy could exist at the same time and be voiced and operated by different people who can do The Voice

Up until this exact moment if Kermit the Frog in a trench coat and fake moustache stabbed the American president on Live TV while a second Kermit was being filmed on a movie set I’d be like “well obviously one is an imposter”

[eldritch-titan]

What do you mean by " One is an imposter "?

[teaboot]

I mean that if one guy who LOOKS like Kermit Thee Frog is filmed Live committing a crime at the exact same time as a SECOND Mr. The Frog is being filmed Live among witnessed at an entirely different and separate distinct location, I would not say, “there are two Kermits” or even “there are two Kermit puppets and Kermit is a fictional character who has been operated and voiced by many people over the years”, I would say “well the Real Kermit was obviously at work on set at that time and has a solid alibi, but I agree that this other guy does have a pretty strong resemblance” and then I would patiently wait to see what Real Actual Kermit’s legal team has to say on the matter.

The possibility of a real human puppeteer being charged with the crime wouldn’t even cross my mind

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[nerugiganon]

shoelaces. on your dash. in 2025.

[fanfic-obsessed]

Now seen in 2026

[mrsterlingeverything]

Feeling so normal about this

[closetspngirl]

🥹😭🩷

[unlikelychildchaos]

My headcanon of the day is that Ilya is not used to getting calls from family members unless they need something from him. Nobody ever calls him (maybe apart from Shane) to just simply check up on him. So the first time David calls him on a random day of the week, asks him about his day, hands the phone to Yuna to do the same—Ilya is a little confused as to why these people are just randomly calling him. He even texts David after they've hung up to confirm if they needed something and have just forgotten to mention it. When David texts back "no son we just wanted to check up on you" Ilya sits and stares at that text until he feels his throat close up and there's an odd sting in his eyes.

[chrispineofficial]

it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

[radiation-detector-official]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[chubby-cry-baby]

married shane x ilya

ilya pays the bill at restaurants by lying that he’s going to the bathroom - shane starts doing this too and now it’s a race to see who can covertly pay first

shane is super outdoorsy and can fix a lot of stuff around the house AND has tools!!!! ilya calls him mr get it done after hearing the GloRilla song

shane INSISTS on russian only days to accelerate his learning

shane uses ilya as his personal weighted blanket and other sensory grounding techniques (“can you grab and pull my hair” “kinky” “no - actually later”)

shane collected ilya’s hockey cards but had to have a huge binder of everyone’s so it doesn’t seem like he’s only collecting ilya’s cards - ilya has shane’s rookie card in his wallet (awwww)

lots of cuteness aggression doesn’t matter who’s around!!!!!!

“listen” “listening”

ilya’s entire camera roll goes from random pictures to shane shane shane - shane sleeping shane eating shane standing infront of the tv claiming he’s not watching shane in hockey gear shane cooking shane with anya shane with the angry kitten face shane at the cottage shane at the camps shane in his childhood bedroom shane shane shane

when apart; ilya sends 100 voice notes a day to shane (shane listens to them all together like asmr)

ilya will kiss shane just to steal lip balm

if shane is laying on the couch ilya will lay on him and put his head in shane’s shirt (“you’re stretching out the material”)

their shared google calendar is run like the navy (“hollander i don’t see blowjobs on thursday? i will add” “STOP IT MY MOM SEES THIS CALENDAR”)

ilya lowballs people on fb marketplace and then uses shane’s account to lowball them further

ilya’s snoring is so bad you can hear it from other rooms but it’s the only noise shane can sleep through its like white noise for shane

ilya winking at shane is to shane what shane wearing glasses is to ilya

ilya writes to do lists / grocery lists in cyrillic and his penmanship is gorgeous (shane is surprised his jock hockey player husband has nice handwriting and that it took him 10 years to see it)

ilya calls troy his best friend and shane gets jealous

shane carries the bags when they go anywhere

ilya is shane’s emergency contact but shane’s parents are ilya’s emergency contact

“my shane”

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[saros-system]

[ID: A billboard with a Mario type game reading: “Have a super Mar 10” (March the tenth). The caption looks similar to the sentence “Have a Super Mario”. End: ID]

[mortallycrispygardener]

[shiftingbonesofapoltergeist-dea]

I'm sorry WHAT

[smallerontheoutside]

'lazy people don't feel guilty about not doing anything' is insane to me and I have been trying to make my brain believe it for a long time, it shocked me to my core when I first heard it

[astropithecus]

An important corollary to "if you were faking your mental illness, you could stop whenever you wanted."

[scorpionlafemme]

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

[eyebrowgod-deactivated20181204]

70,000 people have reblogged this but no one is trying to defend themselves

[voxmyriad]

where is the lie

[bold-baddie]

[8nin]

“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

[um-jammer-tranny]

and like. broke

[sicksicksixx]

You mean what would he have responded to in that moment had he had the time? That’s interesting because I have an answer for that, and I had an answer for that in the next setup, camera setup after Castiel was taken and Dean’s on the floor and puts his, I put my head in my hands. In that moment I did that not because I just lost, well because I lost Cas but also because I didn’t say anything, I didn’t give him anything. And what I had in my head was I should have said, ‘I love you, too’ and hugged him.

-Jensen Ackles

[closetspngirl]

Ok tumblr. HELP.

I'm looking for a book search platform...and no. Not google.

I am looking for stories that have incredibly specific story lines and themes, but google searches are just not helping me. Or else I'm searching incorrectly. Is there a platform, or a way to tailor something like Goodreads, that you can put in genres/themes/tropes and have it give you books with said parameters?

My friend is currently deployed and needs help looking for reading material. It HAS to be available on Kindle as that is how he is reading. He is looking for stories that have incredibly specific themes and situations, and despite how many times @writing-until-i-drop try, we can't find anything that fits. 😪

If there isn't anything like that, how do I post on Reddit a list of things I'm looking for without it getting flagged by mods as spam. Because that's already happened. 🙄

Or is there anyone who's super amazingly fantastic at book searches that could help?

Spread this far and wide. He has 5.5 more months over there. I want to be able to give him some options.