Did I mention that I love crossovers ? Yeah I think I did but I really don't say it enough.
Anyway my take at CatDog, if anyone remember them- 'cause Bianca travels a crap load through the fictional universes and yeah if it can help out some toons she's totally up to redesign them
Anyway here are my crappy oneshots (featuring equally Courage the Cowardly Dog), enjoy
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(They can split up if they want (or mostly need to) with Bianca's redesign)
(and, featuring Mad Dog from the Courage episode 'The Mask'...)
Alright thank you for your time, you're welcome 🎵-v-'
Actually a little threat before updating the Luigi's mansion 3/Courage the Cowardly Dog crossover about this weekend, get ready for those interested :)~
geralt x fem!reader [as a gender-fluid person i swear i will try to write more gender neutral pairings in the future but writing ‘straight’ is easier for me as i spent most of my life dreaming strictly ‘straight’ when i idenfied as a girl and was in fucking narnia closet even from myself, sorry guys, gals and non-binary pals <3]
A/N: A LOT of shit is going on in my life, as is everyones, so I am not making a comeback yet babes, but i did get not sober and listen to heather just now and decided to write my first ever geralt fic, say whaaaaaaaaaaaat? i made him super soft and honeslty maybe a bit out of character but let a person dream okay either way
truly, i hope everyone is doing okay. the world sucks and i know people have personal problems to deal with. i hope youre okay. i hope this fic distracts you a little. I love you all. as much as a stranger can love a stranger which i believe is a lot, i fukcing love you.
Summary: Y/N has met both, Geralt and Jaskier before, but when they visit again things dont go as she expected
Warnings: violence, self-hate, blood, nsfw [but not explicit because hey hoe im a virgin]
Word Count: 2239
There was something about him she couldn’t quite place. She got lost in his eyes before and she would do it all over again. His touch left marks on her skin that seemed to burn whenever her mind wandered back to him. He changed her life forever and then he left. Only his songs were sung by other folk, pinging at her sides, reminder of those few nights he was hers. And she was his. Nothing else mattered then.
But he was a bard. A man with purpose, a man with goals. And she was just a farmgirl, no more special than any other person on the continent. She was sure that there was nothing this world had to offer her, and those moments of bliss were the best she will ever get.
Yet, when Jaskier and Geralt were passing by again, she jumped on her mare, going to the tavern in a heartbeat. Her anxiety was eating at her insides, making her shiver as she pushed the door open. Unpleasant smell of alcohol and sweat hit her, but when she saw him she got high on a different kind of drug.
But this one had no price.
His eyes were shining as he was smirking as his friend, who was brooding. Jaskier took a moment to look around, glazing over her as if she was nobody. Her heart banged in her ears as she took a few shaky steps towards the table. Loud noises coming from around her seemed to drown out when his eyes met hers. There was slight recognition, or she tried to tell herself that.
“Hello.” She managed. Geralt glanced at her, mumbling something under his breath, but her attention was elsewhere. Y/N eyes were drilling Jaskier, who furrowed his brows, smiling.
“Hello there.” He said cheerfully. His eyes looked somewhere behind her.
“Jaskier, right?” She asked, even though she knew. She knew exactly who he was and what his lips tasted on her and how they fit together like two pieces of a puzzle.
“Right. We’ve met before?” Y/N heart shattered a little, but she grabbed the broken bits, not letting them fall apart, holding it together.
“Awhile back, when you and Geralt stayed here. He was here on a contract for a wraith. You wrote a song for that one.” She rambled on, finally taking a breath in.
“Oh right!” His eyes were still glassy but he pointed at the seat. “Join us.”
“Jaskier.” Geralt grumbled, but still scooted over when she sat down. His yellow eyes seized her up. “Y/N.”
“You remember me?” The girl was taken back a little, the witcher was the one who hadn’t forgotten her. Not Jaskier. She blinked twice as Geralt didn’t respond, but rather looked at the bard.
“I remember you too, Y/N!” He argued battling Geralt’s gaze.
“How have you two been?” Underneath the table she clasped her hands together, only now realizing she’s sweating.
“Good, good. Lots of work to do around here, right Geralt?” There was nothing but silence coming from his companion. “He’s a bit shy, but you know that already.”
“Right.” Silence settled between them as Geralt downed his ale in one gulp, leaning back a little. He seemed to zone out, having a thousand-yard stare, his mind traveling elsewhere. Y/N looked away from him.
Jaskier was glancing around the tavern just as a server came up to them. Y/N seized her up, in her pretty dress and golden curls than bounced behind her back perfectly behind her back. Her smile was perfect, making Y/N fill with envy as she leaned over to Jaskier, exposing her cleavage to them all.
“Can I get you anything, sweetie?” She whispered as Y/N leaned back, swallowing hard.
She suddenly became aware of her tattered dress that had, what she hoped to be dirt, on it. Her hair was tied back but she haven’t brushed her hair today, so it most likely was a mess. She shifted, smelling pigs and sheep on herself. She became aware of all her flaws as if they were broadcasted to the world.
She wanted to burst into flames this very moment, becoming aware her cheeks are burning red. Suddenly the table became the most interesting thing in this tavern as she drowned out their conversation. She couldn’t listen. She couldn’t see. But when she lifted her eyes, the woman had sat down and Jaskier had one of his hands over her shoulder. He was laughing. The woman looked at Y/N.
“Hey, Y/N!” She, however, didn’t know the servers name, so all she could offer was a polite nod and a forced smile. “You look pretty tonight.”
“You do too, Amelie.” Jaskier said, before Y/N could respond. She dropped her gaze to the table as Amelie laughed. It sounded like bells in the wind, like a bird chirping. It was perfect. Y/N took a sharp breath in.
She zoned out again, not listening to Amelie and Jaskier again. She simply couldn’t. Geralt was looking at her, his eyebrows furrowed. He could tell Y/N was uncomfortable, he couldn’t understand why she simply didn’t leave. The girl chose to torture herself.
Amelia stood up, going back to her work, and only then did Y/N look up again, her expression different from before. Corners of her lips were turned down as she watched Jaskier look after Amelie, completely mesmerized.
“Jaskier.” Geralt called but Jaskier kept his eyes on the girl. Y/N shifted in her seat again, clasping her hands tighter.
Until she felt like she was going to burst. She stood up, muttering something under her breath. She tried not to run, but she couldn’t. She heard Amelie say something, but it didn’t matter. Nothing did. Her eyes burned as her mind kept replaying Jaskier wrapping his hands around other woman. He was not hers, and Y/N knew.
But her heart ached so much, she felt like her chest was about to rip apart. Her insides were burning and her head was spinning as she untied the horse, riding it into the moonlight. Y/N didn’t realize she just took Roach. She didn’t realize the rain had come down heavily on them. She didn’t realize she was crying.
She didn’t realize she was going right into the woods. Alone. At night.
Only when a wolf howled uncomfortably close, she stopped the horse in its tracks. It neighed uncomfortably as Y/N stared into the woods, until she heard a howl.
She ushered the horse just in time. A pack of giant wolves jumped out as they rushed forward. Her heart was beating for a different reason. The rain was making it impossible to see as she held on for dear life. A moment later she shifted in the saddle and her leg hit a sword that was mounted on the horse.
She realized the mare wasn’t hers. With adrenaline pumping inside of her she tried to unbuckle the sword with one hand, while keeping the other one on the reigns. She struggled and the wolves were catching up. Her life was flashing before her eyes and the dread was filling in, but she knew she hadn’t lived enough yet.
She remembered Jaskiers kiss as vivid as if it was happening now, finally freeing the sword. It was heavier than she expected, throwing her off balance. Roach turned right too, unexpectedly skiting off the hill. The horse took a sharp turn, standing on its hind legs and Y/H hand slipped off the reigns. With a painful thud, she hid the ground.
Roach neighed in fear, rushing off into the woods. Y/N had to blink hard before she could see again, and when she did, her heart dropped. The wolves had her surrounded, their angry growls making hairs on her body stand up. She saw the sword dropped to her right. Out of reach. She was done. There was nothing she could do anymore.
She closed her eyes, hoping her death would be quick.
She heard a thud first. Then, something heavy dropped on her. Her eyes shot open and she saw a decapitated beast on her. Warm blood was soaking through her dress, sending shivers down her spine. Y/N only then sae Geralts back, and his sword drawn, a few more wolves laying in front of him.
The rest of the pack was slayed quickly too, as Y/N stared blankly, too scared to move. All she could smell was blood. As she could feel was fear and relief mixing inside of her. She didn’t like they made together. Her vision became blurry again. And when Geralt finally turned to face her again, she covered her mouth with one of her hands, tears streaming down her face.
Unexpected kindness shined from the witcher as he leaned down, pushing the wolf corpse off of her. His hand landed on her shoulder heavily. In response, she rushed into his arms. He just held her as she sobbed into his shoulder.
He wasn’t bothered by the rain that was drowning them both or that she reeked of blood or that he had just cleaned these clothes. He just held the girl, who almost seemed like a child, shaking in his arms, gripping onto him like he was the last straw holding her together.
“I’m sorry.” She finally managed, not pulling away. His hands around her tightened.
“Not your fault.” He rubbed her back gently as she took a few shaky breaths in.
“I didn’t mean to take Roach.” She leans away, meeting Geralts yellow eyes. He smiles.
“I followed you because you did. You’d be dead otherwise.” Y/N swallowed hard again, blinking back a new wave of tears. Geralt kept his arms around the girl, which she appreciated.
“Thank you.” Her voice broke.
Silence settled between them as Roach seemed to come back to them. It neighed, shaking its head as Geralt and Y/N stayed on the ground, in the dirt. Gazing at each other.
She saw warmth in his cat eyes. There was something welcoming and inviting in them, something that made her feel safe. Like a fireplace on a cold winter night. She felt okay. Nothing could hurt her as long as she was in his arms. She was sure of it.
“I am sorry you had to follow me here.” She breaks the silence, relaxing her body.
“I’m sorry you had to leave like that.” Geralt grows serious again. “Jaskier didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“I know.” Y/N closes her eyes now, feeling the rain roll down her back. “I just wish I was enough.”
“You are. For the right person.” Her lips shake a little as she leans forward, placing her forehead on his shoulder.
“I just want to be enough.” She whispers again, as Geralt gazes into the woods. His hands tighten around her. “Pretty enough. Nice enough. Just enough to be loved. Enough to be remembered.”
“I didn’t forget you.” Geralt reminds sending a electric wave through her body. She sniffles, opening her eyes, staring at her hands.
“You didn’t.” He now grabs her shoulders pushing her away. They lock eyes, as she is suddenly drawn to his honey.
“And I wont.” Her heart skips a beat as she thinks he might lean in for a kiss. She is ready. She wants him to do it, but instead, he stands up, dragging her up with him. “Let’s get you dried up.”
She remains silent as the witcher drops her on Roach, jumping behind her. He takes the reigns, and so does she, her hands still shaking. She leans back into his chest, feeling his breathing as he guides Roach back towards the tavern.
Y/N is sure she hears wolves howl in the distance but she closes her eyes and feels safe with Geralt sitting behind her, steady and unmovable like a wall. Unbreakable.
Once she opens her eyes, they are back. He helps her down the horse, holding onto her as they enter the tavern, but this time, he guides her up to stairs. The room they entered was a bedroom, but Geralt guided her to a bathroom where a warm bath seemed to be ready.
Y/N looked at Geralt who had taken his shirt off. He glanced at her.
“You’re going to bathe with your bloody dress?” She felt a rush go though her body. Her lips curled.
She dropped her, standing there uncovered in front of him. His lips curled as he dropped the remains of his clothes. They didn’t stare at each other for an uncomfortable amount of time, but just enough for their eyes light up with hunger.
They stepped in the bath, warmth surrounding them as Geralt placed his hands on the sides of the bath, towering over Y/N, who was half underwater. His eyes were eating her up as his muscles tensed up.
“You’re pretty.” He said.
“Shut up.” She flushed, going underwater to avoid his gaze.
She didn’t expect him to follow, but he did, pressing her to the bottom. His lips found hers, breathing in the air her lungs craved. He wrapped his arms around her, dragging them both from underwater. The kiss didn’t split.
And there Y/N was, surrounded my candlelight, electricity running over her body again, drowning in honey and metal. She felt whole again, she felt safe. She felt loved and important, she felt seen when he locked eyes with her.
She wasn’t Amelia, no. But Y/N was herself.
And she was enough.
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A/N [again]: i lost the plot at the end im sorry i had a whole ass bottle of wine and i got super saddo towards it so yikes, hope you still enjoy, requests are open ofc but it might take me two years to get to it and im not kidding okay luvs i love yall bue
This is something I've been wondering for like a year but haven't had the courage to ask. Why do some blogs on here have "-blog" at the end of their urls? Is that just what happens to inactive/archived blogs now? I have been too embarrassed to ask, but today I saw a url that had "-blog-blog" at the end of it and I said to myself, that's it, I've had enough. I need to know
to everyone following me bc they heard i have a story... i’m sorry I have nothing to offer because i decided not to go through with it on account of it being my book aka my livelihood and from a career standpoint it would be stupid to give it away for free 💖 if there’s enough interest i might put it on patreon starting at a dollar chapter and a chapter per month
Kyle/Liz or Liz/Max; Nakia/T'Challa or MJ/Peter; Constantine/Zari or Nate/Zari; Raphael/Maia or Jace/Magnus; Bonnie/Kai or Bonnie/Damon; Bruce/Selina or Clark/Lois.
This hard.
Kyle/Liz or Liz/Max
I love Kyliz for the fact that I love Kyle and I want him to have all his heart desires. And I think he would be so good for Liz. But I don’t think Liz would be good for Kyle. I think I like Liz/Max better as a ship – wholly. But a part of me wants to say Kyliz bc I love Kyle and they are less messy. But. Max/Liz.
Nakia/T'Challa or MJ/Peter:
I feel the latter wins just because I’ve read more of them (fucking fandom).
I feel structurally these fics give me the same thing. Big-hearted science hero better known for that sense of justice and mercy who has a lot on his shoulders and is completely in love with a woman he knows surpasses him in everyway. She challenges his perspective (and he hers, ugh. SOFT!). She is a social justice crusader and her own sort of hero, She rocks the status quo and really they bring to each other a great balance. But like I said, I’ve read more MJ/Peter and I am so soft for them being young and awks and falling in love.
Constantine/Zari or Nate/Zari:
I don’t really know either ship that well as I quit when Jax left. BUT I don’t like Nate, sometimes. And I don’t find him interesting with anyone not Ray (and sometimes Mick). So, Constantine. Plus I loved their energy in the clips for Romeo and Juliet.
Raphael/Maia or Jace/Magnus;
I think Jace and Magnus would be just so much – just so much. I think Raphael and Maia would be fun as leaders of the underworld. And I think they could have an interesting, steady dynamic. But something about Magnus and Jace just – 1. The messiness. ROFL. 2. Magnus doesn’t like him. 3. They have such big, needy hearts. Especially Jace. I feel he’d forever know he wasn’t good enough for Magnus. Despite the whole shadowhunter thing. And he’d be eager to prove himself. And Magnus deserves that. But Magnus would be a steady, sensible place for Jace to SLOW THE FUCK DOWN. Like wow. Jace: IMA DO IT. I AM GOING TO DIE FOR YOU. Magnus: … calm your tits.
Bonnie/Kai or Bonnie/Damon (but barely).
I lean Bon/Kai if only because I have less toxic messy feelings toward them. Re: writing. Kai was devoted to Bonnie from the get and she can squash him. It’s fun, in a he’s always panting after her. And she plays with him. Bonnie and Damon, I had more expectations for. Bon/Kai is of my own imaginings through watching fandom ship them. Bonnie and Damon, I saw how they were and Plec fucked them up and I have a bitter taste in my mouth. The way they ended up developing, ideally would have made them my everything. But too little too late, imo.
Bruce/Selina or Clark/Lois.
It’s so funny because I was going to give you this one. Bruce and Selina. Grant me with a lot of feelings. But they’re not Lois and Clark.
