SCRATCH THAT, being unserious is like half the reason I'm on here. PUMP THA BEAT, HO.
A collection of unserious ass headcanons.
NOTE: These are not really all that representative of canon, hell, I'd argue they don't even fully represent MY interpretations of them. They j u s t make me giggle.
Starting with my babygirl, Faust gets mad and nasty over DTI on Roblox. Literally nobody gets the themes because everybody is like 9, and he fucking hates it. Every time he's with Star, he INSISTS that he's "never playing this stupid bitch game again" but then he gets one podium ranking and falls right back into the cycle.
Somewhere on Wattpad, there is the shittiest, most derivative, self fulfilling and indulgent ass fic you've ever seen in your life. I'm talking mary-stus, I'm talking *asterisks*, I mean there are lyrics in the fic. It's a popular one too, like icon status, EVERYONE IN THE FANDOM HAS READ IT. And somewhere, on some battered up old sticky note or in a diary somewhere, Auron has the login for the account that posted it... He'd sooner give up his operation then let anyone know he wrote it, but he can't bring himself to delete the fic or account 😭.
Charlie lowkey be falling for shit 😭 Or I think maybe he doesn't think things through, yeah. Like, he could have avoided the charge for the Chase bank glitch if he just thought about it for a bit. Probably got his social media hacked a few times. Would absolutely buy the expensive ass NY merch then realize 3 days later that he should have taken his ass to canal Street 💀
No matter who is there or what the situation is, if you're outside, ants head to Alphonse before anybody ass because of his fuck ass candy aura 😥 He plays it real nonchalant though.
Someone on campus airdrops Jack pictures of Mordecai from Regular Show every so often when they're in common spaces. He has no idea who the hell it is, but he's subconsciously begun looking over his fits for "Mordecai tendencies".
Seth has commented on, I kid you not, every single post Beyonce has ever made to Instagram 👁️👁️ he is a FAN fan for real. It's so frequent that people regularly recognize him in the replies, and he never considered cutting it out until someone replied "bro thinks he's her boyfriend 💀" to one of his comments.
Finn goes running out the door when he has to cut off lights for the night. He once tripped, fell, and rolled over like a tumbleweed in a western film, and even though nobody saw him, it remains one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him 😭 his 4am thought if you will.
