#that anon

[nonbeanie-writes]

hey it could be worse, I had to stop watching avids stream to blood work done. (Right after owen and legs said something very toxic ex to each other) I got my blood letted while watching bloodletting

you're the most hardcore fan out there anon

[hawthornewhore]

Yes it is 😁 - that anon

:) you’re right

[paxcallow]

Wooden bear from okami is so JULIA💚 we have to stan

WHO ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU:???????

[yourmothersvagina]

It's the titties 😵‍💫😵‍💫 they have a spell on me

(also you're amazing, wonderful, beautiful person who's an animal lover and just someone that always makes me smile)

hahah ahh it’s my favorite anon omg hi

[hislittleraincloud]

I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at this

Also, Vada, the character and Jenna Ortega, the fucking the person, being “a girl kisser” or whatever the fuck you call it, is not the fucking center focus of the movie, you fuck ass bitch. Go back and watch it without your LGBT blinders.

YEAH. YOU FUCK ASS BITCH!

[shirks-all-responsibilities]

You have some of the best, sweetest, most earnest comments on all of your fic recs and I love getting to hear your thoughts not just on the things I’ve written but what other people have written too 🥰🥰 You really brighten my day and I’m happy to have you on my dash. Thank you so much for everything you do 💕

Oh my goodness, thank you for taking a moment to share this with me 🥹🥹?? You've returned the earnestness, and I really appreciate that. Let's be the earnestness we wanna see in the world ok💖!?! Yesterday was a DAY and seeing this made everything better, instantly, you don't even know--thank you SO much! 🥰🥰🥰

[you-have-been-frizzled]

I collect tongue-twisters along the seashore, but don't you dare put me in a bucket! I'm not a fish! I don't have Fins!

One day, I set sail on a ship all alone. It was a very lonely path - an unpopular ship - but then one day, I got a crewmate. My crewmate was a great writer, and wrote books about our journey.

I made friends with the creatures in the sea, some of which had very strange names. With one of them, I had to communicate vocally, because you see, she was Never seen. Another had hair of the finest flame - or so she claimed. A third contradicted herself in her own name (hot, yet full of snow).

-That Anon

P.S. Have fun, Sherlocks and Watsons >:D

@crymeariveronceagain

@rayniscatstatue

@doodlecat2000

well would you look at that i’m apart of the club, im gonna take that first line as meaning you are not fin and with Rivers list narrowed down considerably i think know who you are

ship is definitely a kotlc ship, and unpopular ship, you got a cremate along the way, who is a great writer,

now what ship could it be?

the first person you sent your ask to was River and she’s a great writer, the only rare pair she ships is stinex, who was written a novel length fic about Stina and Dex.

idk who the Never seen friend is but “another had hair of the finest flame or so she claimed” is definitely me as i’m trying to gaslight the entire fandom about my natural hair color. now that last one “a third contracted herself in her own name” now i’m gonna have to guess (Holli)

now taking into account speech patterns of the people on rivers list and in your asks along with the information above and the fact that there is one person who sends river more asks than i do

my best guess is that you are @stopstealingtomatoes