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will forever regret being a child, broke as fuck in 2017 i wanted all the kokopie stuff and i will never get to heal my inner child now
In which your man, Toji Fushiguro, is a certified asshole.
It’s a fact.
But he’s not the kind of asshole that talks shit about women or spews political nonsense about the LGBT and other letters. No, he’s the kind that pulls dumb as hell pranks like,
Jerking off and splattering his cum on your fresh panties so that when you come out of the shower, he gets to hear that shriek and scream of his name. He denies he did anything too. “Don’t go blaming me for your overflowing discharge, doll. Goddamn pussy’s like a leaky faucet.”
Running his nail over your nipples as you sleep. He tickles the bud, using your shirt for friction, til it hardens and you’re whining in your sleep. Might do the same with your pussy lips over your panties too. And like clockwork, lies about it. When you wake up, dazed, confused, and asking if he's been touching you, he fake-groans and complains, “It’s 3am, woman. You seriously waking me up cause you’re horny? Jesus, you ever not? Fuck, come on then, bounce on it like you’re sorry I’m missing out on sleep.”
Purposefully putting you in positions that pushes a lot of air inside you, enough at least to get you queefing. He chuckles and pats your bruised pussy after the rough fucking, and says to said pussy, “Got notes about my performance, ma? What, missing out on one too few orgasms? Yeah, I’ll make up for it next round, don’t worry, greedy girl.”
Or worse, he pretends it isn’t a queef. Shaking his head, he pinches his nose and says, “Damn, what have you been eating? Your gut’s all messed up, doll. We gotta get you to the doctors. Fucking worse than mine.”
Perhaps most annoying of all: at gatherings with your friends and families, he loves to pretend he got a text from you. He reads it aloud, wayyy louder than he needs to, and makes up some bullshit.
“Why’d you say your granny's cooking sucks?”
“You wanna leave, doll? But we just got here? Ah, you hate Shiu’s new girl ‘cause she’s all tits and no brains. Got it. Let’s go.”
“Meet you in the bathroom? Why? You horny or do you have the runs? Oh my bad, I just saw your second text. I’ll bring the air freshener.”
Honestly, you don’t know why you’re still with him, nor why he’s still alive and breathing. You’re kinda just hoping one day you’ll look back at these years of humiliation and finally get the joke.
But today is not that day and you’re going to smack that man stupid if he so much as even tries it next time.
💌 place your bets (jack abbot x reader)
author's note: another big thank you for all the support!! my requests are open so please feel free to message and ask for whatever pitt related stuff you'd like to see. if you couldn't tell, i'm in my jack abbot writing era as of rn but i am happy to write other characters, too! this is just a little fun one with no real plot or angst or anything, total fluff to lighten your weekend (and mine) x
pairing: jack abbot x reader (again i know)
word count: 3.9k
warnings: reader is described as being female presenting and is referred to with she/her pronouns, medical inaccuracies as always and the episodes sequence of events are a bit inaccuarate as well, fluff and a self-indulgent sunshiney reader, reader is younger as well, late 20s , episode 9 furry mention lol
songs i listened to while writing: oh, gemini by role model, potion by djo, godlight by noah kahan, true blue by boygenius
description: the pitt's in chaos, there's a very serious cyber attack happening, and apparently, a betting pool about you and one salt and pepper haired attending
This sort of shift made the Pitt feel less like a trauma center and more like some kind of cosmic punishment you were being forced to endure after doing something deeply terrible in a past life.
By midafternoon, the Fourth of July had already delivered everything you’d expected and then some. There were burns, lips split open on pool decks, heat exhaustion, one teenage boy who had somehow managed to launch a firework directly into a lawn chair and then act surprised when the lawn chair bounced back like it had a personal vendetta, and you were also fairly sure you’d witnessed an actual furry in chairs earlier. In fairness, you’d been awake since before sunrise, so there was every chance that part had been a hallucination. The ER was loud enough to distort reality on a normal day. Today it was deafening. The ambulance bay was worse. Every hallway smelled faintly of sweat, antiseptic, and that acrid, post-firework smoke that seemed to settle into the walls no matter how many times the doors opened.
Bulking Smut 18+, Leon bulks for the winter
You don’t know what prompted your husband to even go on a bulk; he was massive, arms adorned with thick muscle, defined abs. In no world would you have ever guessed him to be in his late forties. But winter was coming up and he liked food. More specific the food you cooked, so might as well get fed by the missus, be happy and double as heat radiator for the colder months.
Doesn’t track calories, only asks you to double the cooking if it was convenient with these pretty eyes of his, the promise of an even bigger, warmer and softer version of him already reason enough.
You can hear the rustling from the door and just know he’s back from the gym, wishing you had joined him to see him effortlessly hip thrust your body weight all while he filled out that shirt of his so goddamn nicely. He had gotten stronger; before he already had been handling you easily, hands on you, guiding you with the broadness of his shoulders, arms around you like a wall. But right now? He could carry things like they weighed nothing, two weeks of groceries on one arm, you in the other. The thought alone made you bite your lip.
“Hey, doll.”
Heavy steps approach you standing by the stove, his hands coming right down to hold your hips as his cold nose buried into your neck.
“Tickles, Leon.”
“Mhm. How has my beautiful wife been?”
His hair was still damp. He must have showered at the gym, much to your dismay. He should have at least sent you a gym pic today or so.
“Missed you. How was the gym?”
“Great. Always feels good to get some movement into these old bones of mine.”
He has the audacity to softly grind into your ass.
“So what is my perfect girl cooking up? Smells like heaven in here.”
“Burgers. Cookies in the oven and salad in the fridge.”
He hums, pressing a soft kiss against your nape.
“What did I do to deserve you?”
“Save the world multiple times and being a good husband.”
You softly laugh, your left hand resting on his, feeling the cold metal of his wedding band.
“Only good? Need to step up my game if the wife thinks I’m only ‘good’.”
“Just set the table. Lunch’s ready in a few.”
He nods, but doesn’t let go quite yet, hand moving under your apron, travelling higher until you smack him.
“After lunch. We’ve let the food get cold way too often these days.”
You can feel him pout against your neck, but off he goes like a good boy, fetching the plates.
He gets his reward after lunch. A warming up for the cookies that stood on the counter, too hot to be eaten, really. Face buried between your thighs right after he threw you on the couch, only caring to slide off you’re pants. You’re head is thrown back as his nose nudges your clit and he starts slurping against your folds. Between your legs, he felt impossibly big, taking up more space than you’re used to, eating you out with a feverish focus.
“Thanks for the meal, doll.”
He hums into your cunt.
“Feedin’ me so well with your body.”
His lips ghost over your clit and his hot tongue swirls against the pink pearl, squishing it around. Had he always been able to hold your hips so tight? Like vices, his hands were holding onto you, fingers sunk into the plush, giving you no way to wiggle free if you wanted. Your hand wanders to where his head rested under the apron, wanting to feel him under your palm.
“God baby-…you’ve gotten so big.”
You mumble out and he gives your clit a soft little kiss.
“’s all thanks to you. Y’like it, doll?”
“F-fucking love it.”
“Yeah?”
He sinks two fingers in.
“Tell me more.”
Hot breath fanning against where your pussy was dripping, now focused on giving your sensitive nub all the attention she deserved.
“Mhm…you’re just so b-big.”
His fingers curl into you and you clench your thighs, hard.
“Carry me around so easily.”
A soft frown appears on your face, trying to muster up words.
“You j-just feel so good against me.”
“Go on.”
He was smugly smiling with his mouth buried in you.
“…Everything’s j-just so big on you. Your shoulders look so good to bite on a-and your thighs got thick.”
Running your hand down his body early in the morning was heavenly. Soft tissue over hard muscle, comfortably warm. And just thinking about what he could do to you, pressed down by his body’s weight had you clenching.
“I just wanna be in your lap all the time.”
You whine.
“Oh doll.”
The stretch of a third finger felt so good with him sucking your clit.
“Your thighs jus’ look s-so good.”
He pulls out, just to rub all your slick onto your folds and sink them right back in, second hand massaging your ass. Heat blooms deep inside you, a coil building up.
“Makes m-me want to bounce on your cock w-with your arms around me.”
It pushes him to the edge, yanking down hard until your slid onto your back and he gets obscenely loud, pressing open mouthed kisses against your cunt, fingers fucking you much faster.
“F-fuck, L-Leon!”
You whimper out, eyes shutting tightly. The orgasm washes over you with unmatched intensity, his fingers rubbing against your clenching walls, soothing them through your climax while he keeps on licking your clit. Slowly, until sensitivity takes over and you start trying to pull away, dizzy from him eating your pussy like a man, starved.
His head pops out from under your apron, big smile on his face.
“Cookies or bedroom?”
bad day protocol
After a long, brutal day at work, Sukuna comes home hungry and in no mood for disappointment. When he discovers that the ramen he has been craving all day is mysteriously missing from the fridge, it’s only a matter of time before a ridiculous and completely unnecessary argument breaks out. Fortunately, there’s a tried-and-true protocol in this house for when things get this stupid.
cw: sukuna’s having a meltdown, petty argument, married stupidity, possibly slightly toxic but they are who they are | wc: 1.3k
He’s in a mood the moment he shuts the garage door behind him. Shoulders tense, jaw clenched, sweat dried into his collar from ten hours of wriggling under that goddamn engine, only to discover the real problem was electrical all along. The worst part? That entire mess of a car wasn’t even for a decent customer. It was for some smug jackass who spent half the day hovering over his shoulder, asking dumbass questions, and the other half talking shit about “labour costs.”
And Sukuna, miracle of patience that he is, didn’t beat him to death with a torque wrench. But it was a close call.
So when he finally steps into the house, muscles aching and his shirt sticking to the back of his neck from how fucking hot the garage was all day, he’s starving. He drops his bag by the door, too exhausted to think and too wound up to be soft yet, and doesn’t even call out to you like he usually does. Instead, he stalks straight into the kitchen with one clear mission: the leftover ramen he made himself last night. Extra pork, extra spice, two marinated eggs, seasoned perfectly, and untouched because he forgot to take it to work this morning.
It’s been on his mind since noon. He thought about it through three different test cranks, a misfire, and nearly getting his thumb pinched under the intake.
i love the idea of the batfam wearing each other's merch cause like. i know they'd be petty about it. usually they'd wear their siblings merch in (kinda) equal rotations, but they'd change it up depending on sibling squabbles or sibling favours. Tim, walking into the kitchen in a Red Hood shirt: Dick: TIM!? Tim: what Dick: it's Tuesday. you always wear Nightwing merch on Tuesdays. Tim: oh. Tim: you stole my last granola bar, last week. Steph, looking for something in Jason's room: JASON WHY DO YOU HAVE EVERYONE'S MERCH BUT MINE?! Jason, peeking into the room: i have your merch. in the trash. Steph: WHY Jason: you hit me with a blue shell in mario kart last game night. i'm never forgiving you. Damian, sporting a full-on Red Robin hoodie: Tim: woah. what brought this on? you usually only exclusively wear Batman or Nightwing merch Damian: you helped me take that splinter out of Alfred's paw yesterday. Richard on the other hand has recently messed up my painting palette. Dick, from the other room: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Damian: he'll get over it. Cass, wearing Nightwing merch for the 5th day in a row: Jason: goddamn. what did Dickie do to get in your good graces like this? Cass, smiling: he made me a flower crown Jason: ... that's it? Cass: it was a very nice flower crown. Dick, buying seven Signal shirts: One for everyone. Duke, behind him: Dick, you really don't-- Dick: shhhh, sunshine. everyone will love your new merch. (they all wore exclusively Signal merch for a week straight) Bruce isn't allowed to change up his rotation or not wear someone's merch because he immediately gets accused of playing favourites. He'd rather keep some of his sanity, thank you.
I'm Not In Love
Pairing: Daryl Dixon x Reader
Summary: After flirting and teasing Daryl since the two of you met in Atlanta, you both decide to do something about it. Except Daryl can't seem to handle what comes after. Word Count: 7.2k
Warning: 18+ Smut MINORS DNI ✦ fluff ✦ angst with a very happy ending ✦ arguing ✦ mentions of injury (gunshot) ✦ Daryl is an asshole ✦ pet names ✦ kissing ✦ switch!daryl ✦ unprotected sex (wrap it folks) ✦ teasing ✦ swearing ✦ riding ✦
Author's Note: This is a request by the lovely @etherealcharlotte I sincerely hope I could do it justice and that you enjoy!! I loved writing this!
─── NO NUT NOVEMBER CHALLENGE WITH ROBERT
synopsis: you and robert haven’t touched in eight days. When he comes home, the tension explodes into rough, hungry, and all-consuming sex.
contents: rough sex, edging, oral(r! receiving), blowjob, creampie, multiple orgasms, dom/sub dynamics, orgasm denial.
The house was too quiet. Eight days. Eight goddamn days since Robert had last touched you, last buried himself inside you, last claimed you in ways that left you trembling for hours afterward. The distance had been a test— work, some unspoken crisis—and every day without him had been a fight to keep your sanity intact. But tonight, the air was charged with tension. Tonight, he was home.
You were in the living room, pacing slowly, your fingers tugging at the edge of your shirt, imagining the weight of him pressing against you. The front door clicked, and your pulse spiked. You didn’t need to look. You already knew it was him.
“Y/N,” his deep voice called from the hallway, low, guttural, and already leaving a trail of heat across your skin.
You didn’t respond. You couldn’t. Your body moved before your brain could catch up, toward him, breath catching as his eyes locked on yours. There was that sharp gleam in them—the one that promised both punishment and ecstasy. He stepped into the room, tall, commanding, his hand brushing a stray strand of your hair from your face.
“You’ve been bad,” he murmured, fingers ghosting down your jawline, brushing against your lips. “Eight days, and you’re still this wet for me?”
Your breath hitched. “I… I missed you,” you admitted, voice trembling.
“Missed me?” His hands gripped your hips, tugging you flush against him. “I don’t want words. I want action. I want you.”
Before you could protest, his lips were on yours, rough and demanding, teeth grazing as his hands roamed with intent. You melted against him, the pent-up tension of over a week completely unraveling under his touch.
He pulled back, letting his gaze rake over your body. “God, you’ve been waiting for me,” he said, voice thick with lust. His hand slid down, brushing against your wetness over your panties. Your back arched instinctively.
“I—Robert—” you tried to speak, but he silenced you with his hand over your mouth.
“No talking. Not yet,” he commanded. He tugged you toward the bedroom, a trail of kisses along your neck and collarbone, teasing, marking, tasting. By the time you hit the edge of the bed, your body was on fire, every nerve screaming for him.
“Off,” he said, pushing your clothes away with practiced ease, exposing your bare skin to his hungry eyes. He knelt before you, hands bracing on either side of your thighs, and you already knew what was coming. His mouth was on you, slow at first, teasing the sensitive skin, lapping and sucking in a way that made your hips jerk.
“Robert…” your voice broke.
“You’re not allowed to come yet,” he said against you, teeth grazing your inner thighs. “Not until I say so. Understand?”
“Yes,” you whimpered.
He smirked, circling your clit with the tip of his tongue, then deepened his ministrations, slipping a finger inside you. You gasped, your thighs quivering, your hips thrusting on instinct. He teased relentlessly, curling his finger, hitting the spot that made your knees shake, but he never let you reach release. Edging. For eight days, he’d waited, and now he was making you wait again, savoring every shiver, every plea, every shuddering moan.
“You’re mine,” he growled, slipping a second finger inside, pumping with precision. “You’ve waited this long. You’re going to beg me before you come.”
“robert, please,” You cried out, hips bucking, nails digging into his shoulders. “I need you, please let me come.”
He laughed, low and dangerous. “Not yet. I said not yet.” He withdrew, leaving you gasping and trembling, desperate for release. Then he stood, yanked off his pants, and came closer, letting you take in the full sight of him. Hard, commanding, beautiful.
“Get on your knees,” he commanded, his voice low and dangerous. You obeyed instantly, knees sinking into the carpet as he towered above you. His hands gripped your hair, guiding your mouth to his length.
You took him in, lips sliding over him, tongue teasing, swirling, tasting. He groaned, one hand tangling in your hair while the other gripped your chin, tilting your head, controlling every movement. The sounds you made—wet, needy, desperate—spurred him on.
“God, your mouth feel so good,” he growled, thrusting lightly, testing you. You hummed around him, sucking harder, letting him feel every inch of your hunger. He edged you with his hips, slow, teasing, until your own arousal throbbed with need, your body aching for the next wave of him.
“suck. me. harder.” he ordered, thrusting into your mouth. You obeyed, lips wrapping around him, tongue sliding over the tip as he groaned, thrusting into your mouth roughly. Your hands gripped his hips, trying to take as much as you could, tasting him, feeling him fill you in a way that made your head spin.
“God, you’ve missed me,” he murmured between thrusts. “You feel so good,” His hand tangled in your hair, pulling your head back and then letting it slide forward again. “Beg for it. Beg for me to fuck you.”
“I want you, robert, please,” you moaned, hips bucking, desperate.
He smirked, guiding you onto the bed, then positioned himself between your thighs. “Finally. About time.”
The first thrust drove you into the mattress, nails scraping his back, moans spilling uncontrollably. Rough, fast, commanding—he didn’t hold back. Eight days of denial poured into each movement, each groan, each slam into you. You arched into him, feeling him stretch and fill you, lost in the intensity of it.
“I own this—every part of you,” he growled, gripping your hips, pounding into you with a mix of dominance and need. “Come for me. Show me how much you’ve waited.”
You couldn’t hold back any longer. Orgasms tore through you repeatedly, clenching around him, your cries filling the room. But he didn’t stop. He kept moving, keeping you on the edge, teasing, making sure every release came sharp, jagged, incomplete. You felt your body shaking, high after high, completely at his mercy.
Finally, he slowed, pulling back slightly. “Now, now I let you take all of me.” With one final, deep thrust, he filled you, hot and hard, burying himself inside. You clutched him, legs wrapped around him, sobbing with the intensity of it, your body wracked with wave after wave of release as he drove you into submission.
He held you through it, slow and steady now, whispering your name over and over, until your trembling subsided. Then he collapsed beside you, chest heaving, arms tightening around your body.
“You were worth every second of waiting,” he murmured, brushing hair from your damp forehead. “Eight days, and I’ve never wanted anything more than you.”
You leaned into him, fingers tracing his chest, still shaking, still tasting him, still intoxicated with the aftermath of your shared fire. “I missed you too much,” you admitted softly.
He kissed your temple, a softer touch now, but still possessive, still claiming. “Never doubt it. Always.”
And for the first time in eight long days, everything finally felt complete.