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Wammys kids stuck in an elevator

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#death note #art #nate river #mello #mail jeevas #should I draw the rest of it #that's dumb

after seeing diego and lila fight for their relationship for two seasons and explicitly choose each other, it's really weird to see the showrunner go "lila totally would've chosen five. her marriage was broken" bestie you- you decided that. you broke it

#the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #this is why i hate hearing from the writers #like it never makes me less annoyed #people are fallible and all but the blatant disregard for diego and lila's characters #just to get five a tragic romance #that's dumb #things by beanarie

Oh go fuck yourselves...

#that's dumb #and I don't even know what the first one is supposed to be #nyt connections

I love Wolf 359 trans headcanons those motherfuckers are all trans I love it nom nom nom

However

I will explode you with my mind (/bit) if you exclusively and consistently headcanon BOTH Lovelace and Jacobi and ONLY Lovelace and Jacobi as trans

And Here's Why

The available reasons for singling out these two and only these two are thus:

1. Lovelace is loud, authoritative, and controlling.

2. Jacobi is often depicted in fanon as Kepler's smaller, sassier, more flamboyant counterpart.

Whether it's intentional or not, headcanoning only Lovelace and Jacobi as trans plays heavily into stereotypes. Lovelace is considered the most "masculine" woman on the show, and Jacobi is usually considered the most "feminine" man. They get these headcanons more often because they're assigned traditional roles for the opposite gender. It kind of follows the logic that trans women are all loud and manly, while trans men are flamboyant and small. (Plus, fan art often shows Lovelace as tall, muscular and butch, while Jacobi is often thin and conventionally attractive.)

Am I saying trans headcanons for Lovelace and Jacobi are bad?

Absolutely not!

Jacobi staring down an externalization of himself, then being constantly unsure about his identity and uncomfortable with the way others perceive him? THAT'S A TRANS MOOD

Lovelace being biologically different from her peers, trying desperately to find comfort in a body that isn't her own while attempting to pass as "normal" for the comfort of others? ALLEGORY ALLEGORY ALLEGORY PLEASE GIVE ME MORE

I swear. I am not trying to shit on anyone. I adore trans hcs for all my Lil Guys. Just please please please I'm begging you to reflect on why you're assigning these headcanons to these particular people. Think about it

#i feel like this is more insidious (albeit less common) with Lovelace #she's already an aggressive woman in command which some people use to strip the nuance away and present her as Angry Butch™#whether it's on purpose or not #its also a thing I've seen with Lovelace and Minkowski in fanart designs #but that should be its own post #this is also the reason Straight Lovelace is so dear to me #do I think she's gay? yes absolutely #but Not pigeonholing her into mean lesbian stereotypes is also very important to me #if your only rationale for her being gay is that she's a bossy captain #that's dumb #obviously it's because she plays basketball /hj #wolf 359 #w359 #isabel lovelace #captain lovelace #daniel jacobi

u r doing some world class posting rn thank you 🙏

thank you it is 01:52 in the morning so that may explain some thing

#there's a tag for these ones #asks #oh it's asks #that's dumb

ADHD Crowley Headcanons because I love them very much

ADHD Crowley lives rent-free in my heart. Also, I will be switching pronouns for him throughout this because genderfluid Crowley

He stims by moving his head from side to side (like a snake)

They vocal stim by doing a Scottish accent randomly

They'll just be chilling with Aziraphale in the bookshop and they'll both be silently doing their own thing

And then out of nowhere...

He'll just start saying random things in a Scottish accent, and he'll stay like that for hours until he gets a good amount of dopamine from it

His hyperfixation is stars and space, obviously

He sticks his tongue out as he does important things so he can focus more

She loves sorting things. If she ever needs dopamine or if she's just bored, Aziraphale has a bunch of boxes of little trinkets and things for her to sort and fidget with

Speaking of fidgeting, Crowley hoards fidget toys like there's no tomorrow

She just pulls them out of nowhere

She's in a meeting with Hell and getting bored?

*Fidget toy has been summoned*

All the demons in Hell find it so annoying because they'll take them away

Only for her to have even more than before

They've given up on confiscating his fidget toys

Listening to songs on repeat is a form of stimming, so I feel like they'd hear a specific Queen song and they're like "Oh, here's the song that I'm focusing all my energy on for either a week or the next 5 years"

They hoard blankets

If they get too stressed out they turn into a snake and slither around the bookshop

They will make random little noises in the silence, just to fill it

"Blop. Blop. Blop. Beep. Beeeeep. Beeeeeeeee-"

"Crowley, dear, will you stop beeping?"

Aziraphale doesn't care what sound she makes, as long as it isn't beeping

When Crowley is low on dopamine, she gets so incredibly depressed

She just sits and does nothing for weeks

Aziraphale usually tries to bring her out of it by taking her to space museums or giving her space books to read

It doesn't always work, but Crowley appreciates the effort

When he's on about a hyperfixation though...

Let's just say that he puts the "hyper" in hyperfixation

Aziraphale loves seeing him like that

All smiley and happy and bouncing around

Crowley could go on for hours about any little topic that interests him when he gets like that

#good omens #crowley #ineffable husbands #ADHD crowley #why is there an autistic aziraphale tag #but not an adhd crowley one?#that's dumb #anyways #crowley headcanons #crowley hcs #good omens crowley

Okay, hear me out.

I know this seems like conspiracy theories and is pretty stupid in general, but I saw a similar post by someone here on Tumblr once and now I've come across it myself and I can't keep quiet. It's literally brown and blue eye pieces with a heart longing for the blue eye. Yeah-yeah, our dads aren't the only ones in the world with eyes like that, but let me dream a little.

#ianthony #anthony padilla #ian hecox #The watermelon above looks nice too #that's dumb #but i like it