#that's his

[cod-dump]

*laying in bed*

Price, staring at his phone: Uh, love?

Nik, reading: Yes?

Price: Remember that heiress we kidnapped and used as leverage to get her billionaire father to cough up his ledger and documents with that terrorist group he was funding?

Nik: Yes... what, what is the face you're making?

Price: She, uh, asked to be my friend on Facebook. And has been liking a lot of my posts

Nik:

Price: I just found it odd- Oh!

Nik: What? What??

Price, trying to hide his phone: Nothing, just a message- Nik no-

Nik, snatching Price's phone and starts reading his messages: What message- WHAT??

Price: NIK

Nik: She flirts? After all that?? Is this stockholm? No, that doesn’t exist- SHE IS FLIRTING

Price: Nik, just block-

Nik: I WILL KIDNAP HER AGAIN *jumps out of bed*

Price: bloody- I should've kept my mouth shut-

[icouldshowyoumyscar]

Kevbert mpreg au where Robert gets pregnant in prison but didn't realise it until his August breakdown, and he's upstairs, taking his shirt off ready to have sex with Aaron. Only for Aaron to be stood staring at his newly forming baby bump in horror.

Telling Aaron it's ok he 'wasn't forced or anything, it's his husband's baby' isn't the consolation he thinks it is and that's what makes Aaron decide to leave the village with John.

John also doesn't need to drug Aaron, as robron didn't sleep together, and is actually leaving the village happier knowing Robert's married and pregnant and therefore unavailable for Aaron. Robert's baby is a good thing for him.

So now there's no way back, Robert does the only thing he can think of. He goes to visit Kev in prison, who's upset because Robert's ignored him for months, but who tears up and softens when Robert slides the sonogram across the table to him.

That is such a sweet image, kev tearing up across from robert, reaching out to him to hold his hand as he stares at the sonogram for a long moment.

[livislandaa]

egon’s proclivity for snacking and junk food definitely stemmed from long studying hours in college and grad school. like he just grabbed things that were easy to eat. he’s very bad at cooking himself proper meals. even as an adult. they buy a lot of take-out at the firehouse. and after he goes to oklahoma, he’s so preoccupied with what he’s doing out there that, again, he’s doing the bare minimum for himself most of the time in terms of his daily meals.

[the-blind-geisha]

Do you like the supreme being mc or human mc more?

To be honest, I just love the slow build to romance. x"D

Supreme Being, I think it's easy to have Demiurge love and worships them because that's a Supreme Being. He's going to do that via his coding. An SB loves him? Oh yes, he's going to throw himself at her feet because he adores her so.

However, a human or demi-human or even fellow demon? It's going to take a lot for Demiurge to build that sort of romantic vibe towards them even with a mating scent telling him 'that's his mate'. In his coding, he's told all of that is not for him. That anything weaker than him is a pet or food. So it would confuse and really make him go crazy as to why his senses are telling him 'that's the one'.

I love even the idea of Ainz betrothing a weaker being to Demiurge to keep him in line and prevent him from going nuts because of his extremely evil side. (A story to come when I don't have so many lol).

It makes for a far longer story when obstacles are in the way. ♥

I am certainly, however, not going to turn away from an SB MC. Even as it is? You can have a slow climb with them too. SB is her own person. Demiurge too becomes his own person, but if she started being very friendly to him and admiring all he does, well, Demiurge is going to read it all incorrectly because of his silly over analyzing self. X"D

But if I have to choose between the two? I do love non-SB MCs more. ♥ It allows me to have Demiurge dominate and act very creepy towards them without restraint. ;)

[smonk-wonk]

Who's your biggest comfort character?

Solid Snake.

[bohebabbitt]

my boyfriend is making me read warrior cats send help

[belch-huggins]

I want Amy

“Too fuck’n bad”