Feb 23
You know, the thing about being a biologist who also enjoys monster smut is that sometimes you can really enjoy something but have to step back and go "That's not how fish work, for the love of god that's not how fish work-" Through tears. I'm too autistic for this shit man. Why am I like this?
#nonanon posts#smut#monsterfucker#monster smut#monster fucker#//Note: I am not a licensed biologist but I AM autistic about it#when people write/draw Vox with two dicks#YAY#they're on top of eachother instead of next to eachother#*heavy breathing*#its fine#i can be normal about this#this is fine#it doesn't need to be-#THATS NOT HOW SHARKS WORK!#That's not... its...#*starts sobbing*#He WILL be having anatomically correct shark dicks when I give them to him on god