#nonanon posts

[nonanon3rd]

You know, the thing about being a biologist who also enjoys monster smut is that sometimes you can really enjoy something but have to step back and go "That's not how fish work, for the love of god that's not how fish work-" Through tears. I'm too autistic for this shit man. Why am I like this?

[nonanonhorny]

Thinking about stuffing myself with eggs before making myself cum till' I can't take it anymore. Till' I'm shaking and crying and whimpering. But I'm not done yet. No. I'm still full. The eggs need to be laid.

[nonanon3rd]

Taps mic, horrible feedback squeal. "Can anyone hear me? Is this thing on???"

I say top but more accurately I mean is more dominant but that's not exactly it either and I don't feel like messing with the image now. You get the point. Semantics.

[nonanon3rd]

So like maybe two days ago I got a comment on one of my fics that was like "Lucifer would NEVER bottom for a sinner- something something" and deadass I kinda giggled a little because like. Girl. Do you think Lucifer- the sin of temptation himself is going to be restrained by human conceived societal notions of sexuality and masculinity and power?

He's going to do whatever the fuck he wants. And he wants to be fucked okay? I don't think he's all that worried about the powerplay. He's playing into it because it's fun for him- and because he does not give a fuck.

This also could get me going on about the way that people view men who bottom or are submissive in any way but THAT is another conversation for another never because don't get me fucking started.

It ALSO might have something to do with the whole labels thing I was talking about like a week ago. But like.

He's the devil. He's gonna do whatever he damn pleases. I do not think he could be bothered to care.

[nonanon3rd]

I am NOT falling for the "Vox is selfish in bed" propaganda.

Nuh uh. He NEEDS the attention and approval. THINK PEOPLE. He needs attention, everything he does is for the attention of others, he cares way too much about what other people think of him. He's a giver because he needs the boost to his ego. That man will do anything for a crumb of praise and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[nonanon3rd]

The best way to overcome smut writing shame as someone under like 25 is to remember that there are far too many people your age who cannot write. You wrote 10k words of the cringiest smut known to man? You wrote 10k words. At least you can do that.

Remember. At least you can write. There are far too many people who need AI to write 600 words. Write that cringe filth. At least you're writing. By that nature you're ahead of plenty of people. Be free. Be free and frolic my friend.

[nonanon3rd]

Putting Vox, Alastor and Lucifer in a jar and shaking it.

By jar i mean google docs and by shaking it i mean pressing buttons on my keyboard

[nonanonhorny]

As I mention at the beginning I recorded this the day I made this sideblog but I just got the courage to post it...

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So, have 19 minutes of me getting off, as a treat. I never realize just how incoherent I get until I listen back on these.