#that70sstarter

[notraj-blog]

Anyone wanna try to decipher the reason behind the dream I had last night? Velociraptors wearing tutus and football helmets were chasing me around the record store, trying to get me to buy the new Partridge Family album.  A free joint to whoever gets my mind off of it first.

[osbovrne-blog]

“long story short, my uncle got drunk and went shopping at that big mall in madison again, so...does anybody need a canoe? it’s, like, 90% brand new. i only rode it down that hill by the high school once so it’s still in one...ish...piece.”

[pcnnyjcnkins-blog]

“ — woah dude, you alright? That looked like it hurt a ton... ” Penelope asked, clamping her hand over her lips as she kept back the giggles that threatened to fill the air. Whenever other people were clumsy, she found it absolutely hilarious, hell, she found whenever she was clumsy hilarious as well.

[dakotamartzarchive-blog]

One would never consider Dakota the flashiest person considering her financial state, which was the low-class kind, but when she stole found a trinket, specifically a watch, she couldn’t resist showing it off. What she was just proud of was how she was able to take it from somebody else. “So, what do you think? It looks as good as new, doesn’t it?”

[daisyyperkins]

Why are you looking at me like that? It’s the hair, isn’t it?