#thatbluesea

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Yesterday Leslie and I went for a bike ride to buy alcohol. On the way back there was all this magpie squawking and some cats. We stopped our bikes to check it out. This black and white cat was taking a dump and it smelled so so bad. These two magpies were hopping around it making a ton of noise. And an orange a white cat was sneaking up on the scene. I thought the mapgies were mad at the cat and trying to chase it off. The cat finished pooing and then the magpies RUSHED THE POO AND STARTED EATING IT!. The black and white cat ran into another yard and the orange and white cat followed. The poo started really smelling once one of the birds flew off with a turd in its mouth. We biked away and could hear the sound of the cats fighting behind us.  So much happened in those few minutes. 

[dangermooch-blog]

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Basics

Name: Kaylin

Birthday: July 11

Favorite color: Black and white at the moment

Lucky number: I like 3 and 7

Height: 5’7”

Talents: I'm pretty good at making things and hooping and listening and talking. 

Last dream you remember: It was really sad and about not being loved. It was last night and I had it cause I was feeling a little insecure when I fell asleep. 


Can you juggle: a little. I'm working on it with mini hoops. I've got a long way to go though. 

Art/sports/both: I really love art. Outsider art. Participatory art. Everything is art. 

Do you like writing: not really. I like writing for comics or zines I guess. 

Do you like dancing: I love dancing. 


Do you like singing: I do. I always sing the words wrong though and feel embarrassed.  

Fantasies

Dream vacation: Driving south for a long time and staying in tiny motels along the way. Going to Burning Man on the way (the man burned today. boo hoo hoo. I miss it so much). 

Dream partner: I don't know if I have a dream partner(s). I certainly have traits I am attracted to and get along with well and thrive with. Artistic, easy going, kind, adventurous, funny, supportive... I dunno. This is hard. I love so many people for so many different reasons. It's hard to know what would make a "dream partner". I am pretty happy, content, and loved with my partners. 

Dream wedding: Some big camping party with lots of bonfires and snacks and a dj and lasers so we can all dance in a field. My actual wedding was really nice. Fort Edmonton in the evening in the winter. Reception was in the saloon. 

Dream pet: I really like my cats and dog. I've always wanted a dumbo rat. They're so cute and smart. 

Dream job: Lately I can't stop dreaming about being an artist. Tattooing, building my mobile haunted house, painting, doing installations, fire art. I'm slowly getting more and more involved in these things and it's been fulfilling. I'm taking a fire poofer class in a couple of weeks. I really hope I can use it to light my fire hoop. That would be so badass. I'm doing an installation on a lamp post with @thatbluesea in a couple of weeks.

Favorite song: Time's Arrow by The Weakerthans and Mariners Revenge by the Decemberists


Last song you heard on the radio: I don't know. Last thing I listened to on the Radio was the Debaters or DNTO

Least favorite song: Probably something by Metallica or U2

Preferences

Guys/girls/both: All genders

Hair color: Doesn't really matter, but I tend to prefer natural colours or pastels. 

Eye color: Any. I don't ever notice peoples eye colour. 

Humorous/serious: A mix of both. I either find life dark and horrible or completely hilarious, so it helps to have people to laugh with around. 


Taller/shorter: Doesn't matter to me. All heights are nice. 

Biggest turn-off: Sexism, racism, and greed.  

Biggest turn-on: When people are really into something, like have a hobby or an interest that they get super excited about, I like that. And for a NSFW answer, mutual roughness in bed. 

[dangermooch-blog]

I'm going to a mixer tonight for this festival that's for queers and women who haven't been able to be in bands before because, y'know, the patriarchy probably. I'm pretty nervous about it because I've been socially anxious and reclusive lately and the people attending are all these super hip queers that are in this impenetrable club of awesome. But whatever, I'll go and find someone to talk to or silently mope in the corner. I can live with either.  Basically I just want to be like these 13 year old Swedes, except the band is called Wizard Magic and we mostly don't play any music we just wear wizard costumes and have a lot of smoke machines and lasers. We will also sing songs that direct people in the manner in which we expect them to dance because we are wizards and we know best. And we already wrote that song on Canada day.  Oh yeah, and I will play the vacuum piano because it is spooky. And I'll play it okay even though a bunch of the keys are broken.