Smile
Hateful Punk Garnet + Snark Punk Valetta = 0 Brain Cells
"Good morning, you little dill holes," Valetta announced, tossing her duffle bag under her desk. Glancing up she paused, "Well, not you, Beau. You're a sweetheart."
Garnet craned his head back with a gagging sound, slouched in his chair, feet kicked up on his desk.
"Where's everyone else? Don't tell me there's a holiday I forgot about."
"Midland's out, don't know about everyone else," Garnet continued to scroll on his wristband, sipping at his coffee.
"Today is national smile day," Beau added. "Something like a holiday."
"Well then, let's see it," Garnet called. "Let's see your smile."
"Yeah, c'mon Beau, smile," Valetta prodded fingers into her cheeks, demonstrating. Taking a moment to map her expression, he pulled his mouth into his best simulation of a smile, unsure if it was correct.
"Wow," Garnet grinned, half twisted into a grimace more than likely due to his freshly broken nose. "That's heinous."
"So is that," Valetta mocked him with her own exaggerated leer, "Fix your face, man. You look like a possum."
"What is going on in here?" Thatcher's tone startled all of them, turning to find him watching from the door. "Shift started ten minutes ago."
"It's national smile day, boss," Garnet offered another one of his grins.
"Lieutenant, Halloween isn't for another three weeks, so keep that to yourself. Beau, my office. Let's go."














