Jun 12, 2023
Beau: Okay, no more making fun of me when I misuse outdated cultural references okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Garnet, sighing: Fine, we're cowabunga.
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Beau: Okay, no more making fun of me when I misuse outdated cultural references okay? Are we cowabunga on this?
Garnet, sighing: Fine, we're cowabunga.
Incorrect Quotes Tag Game
I was tagged by @spacetimewraithwrites in this post because they know I'm a sucker for these!
Rules: Go to this site and put your MCs' names in. Generate until you find some that fit & post your results! (Post at least 1, but more than that is welcome)
Tagging: @idreamonpaper, @abalonetea, @nowherewrites, @everlastinq, and literally anyone else who would like to join in because I see some new faces and I never know who to tag (as always, please don't feel pressured!)
Beau: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Garnet: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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*Texting* Garnet: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Ryker: >:O language
Beau: Yeah watch your fucking language
Ives: OKAY WHO TAUGHT BEAU THE FUCK WORD?
Valetta: 'The fuck word'.
Lora: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Garnet: Oh my god she censored it
Valetta: Say fuck, Lora.
Garnet: Do it, Lora. Say fuck
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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Valetta: Thanks fam!
Lora: oh no
Beau: *cries* I love you too
Ives: Sounds fake but okay
Ryker: *A flustered mess*
Garnet: can I get a refund
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Beau: HELP! I TOLD GARNET I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
Valetta, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
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Ives: What do you think Mikki will do for a distraction?
Beau: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Beau: ... or she could do that.
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Garnet: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Lora: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Ives: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Beau: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Garnet: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
At the ER
Beau: Hi, I'm Garnet's emergency contact.
Receptionist: Oh, wonderful. Are you here to pick him up?
Beau: He killed one of my plants. I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.
Beau: ...And then maybe I'll pick him up.
Garnet: I wonder how I taste.
Ives: With your tongue.
Beau: [Just bites him]
Beau: Do you take constructive criticism?
Garnet: No, I take cash or credit.
Beau: Garnet, we need to think. How do we usually get out of these messes?
Garnet: We don’t. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.
Ryker: [watching the news] Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Garnet: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick!
Beau: I'm not so sure you're stakeout material.
Garnet: I'm a chronic insomniac. I was born for this.