Nov 19, 2023
Bridge Records Stardate: 11/19 Captain: Oh no my roots are showing! :(
Bridge Crew Member: Huh, you dye it? Couldn’t you just do gene modification for that?
Captain: I can’t :(
Bridge Crew Member: ???
Captain: U know that Ben is my friend, yeah? And he’s also this ship’s first medical officer…
Bridge Crew Member: Yes???? The grumpy one???
Captain: Yeah, he said it’s to risky and said he isn’t gonna treat me if I get cancer. He also promised he’d kill me with his bare hands :(
Bridge Crew Member: ??????????
#shitpost#captain brat#medical officer bestie#ben is the medical officer#Imagine ur like nearing ur 40s and suddenly there’s this barely 24 yr old getting on ur nerves#And u are like oh so I have a little bro with no survival sense now#Thats ben#Hes just tired#Trying to keep this little shit alive#just worried and never not grumpy#long suffering bridge crew#“isn’t that like. off protocol”
