#thats jacked up

[11monster]

Some Jacked Up Stuff

Jack Facts: -if he drinks any sort of soda pop it's microwaved orange soda -loves any type of physical contact(the weirdo) . . . Jack Hacks: [How to have him leave you alone] -if you wanna distract him for about 10 minutes just give him a lemon -if you wanna distract him for about 15 minutes, give him a watermelon or apple -30 minutes, peanut butter, Warning he might get his tounge stuck. -for about 2 hours, find a certain area on the back of his neck, hard to find and pull back the tight skin for about 30 seconds, he'll freeze then adventually doze off. -for about 30mins-4 hours just pet, stroke and scratch under his chin for about 3 minutes.

[11monster]

Thats Jacked Up

Jack facts: -Jack doesn’t stop growing until he’s 30 years old -he’s 19 and grows 4-8 inches tall a year -when he gets 30, he’ll be about 10'9 ft tall -Jack purrs at an average 40-50 decibels about as loud as a quiet conversation or a normal human voice -he can bend the sides of his Jaw in about every way possible.

Jack hacks: Attention for Chores -the more attention you give him the more he wants to do for you, only for females, mainly. Or basically the more you give him attention you can make him do about anything for you, “he’d kill for your attention”

[11monster]

Jack height thing

[jlbi245]

So did this dude just say that satan was in each of them?