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i licherally forgot about the captain marvel movie altogether lmao

#jack facts #i only remembered because. i read a fanfiction and she was in there. hgiwksd #marvel

every time aabria gets introduced on something i'm like wow. i could not be humble if my name was that cool.

i like the #drama inherent to loki being first in the line of inheritance on jotunheim, but mcu loki simply has the little brother energy of all time

#jack facts #maybe inheritance is passed differently on jotunheim...#maybe it's always king-until-death and so to ensure as much consistency of rule as possible the youngest of age is the ascendant #or maybe being a shapeshifter entitles you to skip the line #i read one where jotnar could pause their pregnancies until there were more favorable environmental conditions in the way of hibernation #and so loki was born last but conceived first and had first claim to the throne that way #there are possibilities. it's just a question of if i want to take any of them...#marvel #writing process #loki

another thing re: thor and loki's comparative studiousness

loki spent two weeks spending significant amounts of time around valkyrie, hearing her speak, seeing her fight, really not low chances he would have seen her tattoo, but didn't know she was a valkyrie until he forcibly took the knowledge out of her mind

meanwhile thor sees her tattoo for 0.004 seconds and knows instantly

#jack facts #justice for my boy #both of them #illiterate twink rights + nerd jock rights!!

reading up on The Ancient Slurs now and um. apparently the main way to accuse a man of being ergi/argr (i.e. slutty perverted faggot wizard) nonverbally was to uh. impale a representation of his head onto a pole with. with a. horse. um. uh.

#jack facts #they really said ''and also the beautiful stars in the sky that help us see at night and not get lost on the ocean?#yeah dude those are the sweat droplets of the god of freaks and perversity getting fucked hard by another man.#let's do an unbelievably elaborate bad swear word about it. :)''#like girl are you gonna say thank you or what. also damn. ain't you scared.#wait. head-apocrypha unlocked. first guy to ever tell this one was like i am the bravest dumbass in the whole world. watch this.#fuckin ''hold my beer'' ass type of myth

use it/its for the venom symbiote in your fanfiction or die by my blade

#jack facts #marvel #venom

"[...]where Heimdall is said to have once gone about people, slept between couples, and so doled out classes among them."

you earn the divine right of kings when heimdall gives the threesome 5 stars

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he said hey i heard you were complimenting someone else. reminder that i have fucked every single one of your wives, except for you sad pathetic bitches who don't have wives lol. shit is that thunder? i just remembered i have somewhere better to be-

#jack facts #i truly love him so much

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