#thatshitwasgood

[myenemyjewelry]

Oh my god @v6am surprised @richardhenrynyc with a birthday cake — thanks Vinh ! #thatshitwasgood happy birthday baby —- #bluto (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_Y4ROmjIKq/?igshid=6cuwczye11fj

[zaynmalikaakagod-blog]

Do u ever make yourself a good breakfast and it taste good and the presentation on fleek and think "yeah my spouse is gonna be a lucky fucker or fuck it maybe I should just try for iron chef"

[papertopen]

So at first, I was salty* because the strawberries were $4.

Then I ate a strawberry.

And then I was like "Well played, strawberry. You've won this round."

*salty is Chicago slang for annoyed.