The lizard 🦎 story
So when I was a hyper little girl in the Caribbean, it was common for me to fill up this big metal tub and take a bath and watch the sun set ( I had my routine and my family respected my need to soak lol ) in my back yard
Lizards were everywhere in the Caribbean and one was chilling by a wall outside and I was about to ask my mum to help me fill up the tub but I decided in my impulsivity 'I'm going to pee on this lizard' so I put one leg on the wall and peed on the lizard and I was accurate lol
I thought, oh no it will smell of pee so I hosed it down and then had my evening soak in a metal tub outside and watched the sun set . Everything I do is marked by the fact I'm fighting for my life not to do something dumb. I've dunked my entire arm into oil paint age 20 to the screams of my tutor. Why ? Idk but my arm was blue and red. God gave me that adhd impulsivity to balance me out. Girls need to do stupid shit and I did lol
The story is pretty straight forward because there was NO THOUGHT behind why I did that. That lizard did nothing to me lol














