Dec 9, 2017
In the middle of having sex you get a Facebook message from your friend Brian saying duck penises look like corkscrews so you stop having sex and Google pictures of duck penises until you fall asleep. . The internet. What an incredible thing! The ability to connect with people (like your friend Brian, shoutout to my main dog Brian!) all around the globe is truly inspiring. It’s almost as if you were lying in bed next to them completely naked. @mommysfavoriteboy ____________________________ Read the full list: http://pnca.se/sexsnooze . . . #sleepsex #millenniallife #patheticiknow #phishshow #edibles #thccoma #sleeplife #chickenpotpie #facebookmessage #dreamstate