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-- absolvingGrievances [AG] began pestering abandonedTechnophile [AT] at 21:46 --

[09:47] AT: Greetings to you. Also thank you for speaking to me like this.

[09:48] AG: I can underrstand yourr prroblems with speaking publicly.

[09:48] AG: And I'm sorrrry to say, but the fact is... the poorr little thing does have episodes.

[09:49] AT: Please do not refer to a man like him as a "poor little thing." Even still I prefer you call him his title.

[09:49] AG: Oh, then you haven't seen it?

[09:49] AG: That's even worrse.

[09:51] AG: I've known Alcie forr a long time. He even told me I could call him by name.

[09:51] AT: I have yet to see this. Though I have spent a good deal of time with him. Thus why I am hightly sceptical of what you are currently saying.

[09:52] AT: I see. Well I prefer you not use his name.

[09:52] AG: Fine.

[09:53] AT: Thank you.

[09:53] AG: The Summonerr is prrone to... let's just call it fits. He has panic attacks, drreadful panic attacks, at the worrst of times.

[09:53] AT: As I said, I have not seen this.

[09:54] AG: They'rre errrratic. I know forr a fact that he's had one rrecently.

[09:54] AG: Ask anyone who worrks in his offices. They'll know what I'm talking about.

[09:54] AG: Frrom what I hearrd, he almost beat someone to death in his panic.

[09:54] AT: You know quite well that a b100 b100d c001d not do that. I do not have the clearance for such things.

[09:55] AT: I shall ask him about this.

[09:55] AG: You could prrobably ask that frriend of his. The Psionic.

[09:56] AG: Eitherr way, I would rrecommend you be carreful. He tends to do it at the strrangest of times... and usually forr no rreason.

[09:56] AG: He has difficulty admitting it, but it's all in his pan.

[09:56] AG: He's also prrone to parranoia.

[09:57] AT: Do you know whom you are speaking to? I do think I can handle any sort of outburst that he has.

[09:57] AT: A little paranoia is healthy.

[09:57] AG: Oh, I know exactly who you arre. I just thought you'd like a little warrning.

[09:58] AG: Ah, but should parranoia lead to one expecting all coldbloods to be out to get them?

[10:00] AG: His parranoia is morre than what's healthy.

[10:01] AT: That is good to hear I had hoped that my title was still relevent.

[10:02] AT: Who are you to deem what is healthy. I shall be checking on him later.

[10:03] AG: I was his superriorr forr many a perrigee.

[10:03] AG: I know what he's like.

[10:03] AG: He is parranoid, and not healthily so.

[10:03] AG: You should check on him, cerrtainly.

[10:03] AT: Currently you are some troll that has contacted me, and thus I do not know if your words are truth or all lies.

[10:05] AG: Oh, believe me, he knows me. Be warrned though, he might act a little... odd if you brring up my title.

[10:05] AG: One of his fits, to be surre.

[10:05] AG: Poorr Summonerr had a bad experrience with anotherr named Absolverr... a terrrrible pity, rreally...

[10:06] AG: Colorred his whole opinion of the faith, too.

[10:10] AT: I shall note thus, thank you for the warning. I see. I shall also make note of this and act accordingly.

[10:10] AT: You are a member of the church. That informs me a good deal about you.

[10:11] AG: How so?

[10:12] AT: It gives me a place to 100k you up. I may not have clearance but that does not mean I can no longer find data.

[10:12] AG: Hm. Good luck with that.

[10:12] AG: I doubt many of the rrecorrds still surrvive.

[10:12] AT: You are a very funny man. I shall find them do not worry.

[10:13] AG: I'm cerrtain. Oh, how does the Highblood go about this... Oh yes.

[10:13] AG: :o)

[10:13] AG: I miss the Summonerr a lot, and I wish I could see him face to face again without his fits acting up.

[10:15] AT: May I ask how a troll like you was close to a troll like him?

[10:15] AT: I do not see how that w001d happen seeing how far in the spectrum you are from each other.

[10:16] AG: I was one of his superriorrs prriorr to the rrebellion.

[10:16] AG: He was a brright trroll, if a little fanciful in his worrldview.

[10:16] AG: We got along well, which is why he allowed me to nickname him "Alcie".

[10:16] AT: What was your old role?

[10:16] AG: One of the best strrategists we had, honestly.

[10:17] AG: I was an Absolverr. Still am. Within the bounds of the Churrch, I absolve people of theirr sins.

[10:17] AT: Ah. Thank you for that data. I assume you know what an e%cutor does?

[10:17] AG: Of courrse.

[10:18] AT: Good. I did not wish to go into my old line of work. Currently I am a tech for hire.

[10:18] AG: Hm! Is that how you know the Summonerr?

[10:20] AG: I imagine you must not have liked yourr old line of worrk then?

[10:20] AG: Can't imagine why not.

[10:21] AT: Yes. That is how we know each other. He required some things worked ob.

[10:21] AG: Ah. What sorrt of things?

[10:21] AT: That does not matter know that I am no longer doing it.

[10:22] AT: Simple items that break down, mostly small tasks on things that I c001d work on while he watched.

[10:23] AG: Hm... Perrhaps he needed something to help him rremain calm.

[10:24] AT: It was work which I need most of the time.

[10:25] AG: Well! This was a nice chat, but I think I may need to go. RRush rrush rrush, worrk worrk worrk.

[10:26] AG: If you have any questions about Summonerr's condition, I will happily answerr them.

[10:26] AT: Do have an enjoyable time at work.

[10:26] AG: I'm sorrrry he didn't tell you about his fits. He's a little... ashamed of them.

[10:27] AT: It is understandable. One does normally speak on there faults.

[10:27] AG: :o) Enjoy yourr converrsations with him. I know I always did.

[10:28] AT: I shall. You do have a good night.

[10:28] AG: Goodbye.

-- absolvingGrievances [AG] ceased pestering abandonedTechnophile [AT] at 22:28 --

#the Absolver #veiwed ooc

Slanderr? No, of courrse not. It's not slanderr if it's trrue... and it cerrtainly is trrue. He has episodes. But do not fearr, I will contact you prrivately to settle this matterr.

It is slander without proof and I shall not take any proof from a troll who hides behind the anonymous title. My trollian is the same as my url. I shall be waiting for your response.

#the Absolver

Verry well, I see you arre not one to be convinced verry easily. Names arre just a thing that designates one perrson frrom anotherr. Alcie doesn't mind it, I'm sure. Now, if you insist that it cannot be trransmitted publicly, if I werre to make myself available prrivately, would you be willing to converrse about it? Afterr all, I only want to check in on an old suborrdinate and frriend. He hasn't had any of his episodes lately, has he?

No I am not, Names are a highly sensitive form of data and one does not throw it around as easily as you seem to. I do insist, and I shall keep on insisting no matter how many times you ask. I have no clue what you are speaking about currently. I also ask you to stop that. It c001d be seen as slander against a high b100d.